Hanna's Current Rules

Rulebook Rules

Old Rule: Only Hanna Park can see the rules written inside the rulebook.

Old Rule: Only Hanna Park can write in the rulebook.

Old Rule: Hanna Park can summon the rulebook and a pencil to her hands by concentrating on making that happen. Anyone who witnesses this will ignore it.

Old Rule: No rule or person can prevent Hanna Park from being able to write in the rulebook for more than 23 hours in a day. Rules that would otherwise prevent her from writing must be suspended for 1 waking hour each day and any people who might stop her from writing must provide her with an opportunity to write during that hour.

Old Rule: If Hanna Park ever says GoatMangoLethbridge all rules past and future will be erased from this rulebook and a new rule will be created that prevents Hanna Park from ever touching the rulebook again.

Old Rule: Hanna Park cannot erase or modify a rule without a man's permission. The man must not be compelled to say yes in any way and Hanna must explain the full change she wishes to make.

New Rule: Hanna Park must add one rule to the rulebook before noon each day. If she does not, the rulebook will generate its own rule which will be designed to punish her based on her sexual fantasies.

Global Rules:

Old Rule: There is a well known but extremely rare disease called Target Immune Tolerance Syndrome (TITS). This disease affects about 1 in 100 thousand women above the age of 18. Its origin is unknown and it cannot be prevented or predicted. There is no cure except that women over 60 experience no symptoms. Those with the disease begin to experience symptoms that worsen over time including dry lips and throat, hunger pains, dizziness, headaches, hot flashes and insomnia. The only treatment for the disease is semen. Inexplicably the treatment only works when delivered straight from a penis into the mouth. Successful treatment cures all symptoms for 24 hours, after which they will begin to build again. The syndrome also causes rapid breast growth with most sufferers gaining 3-4 cup sizes permanently.

Old Rule: 30 years ago babies started to be born female more frequently than male babies, reaching 3-1 within 10 years before stabilizing. This rule will come into effect by changing the gender of existing men under 30 to female, keeping as much the same as possible. Julian Reynolds is one of those men.

Old Rule: It is normal for straight men to have relationships with multiple women at the same time. Men do not get jealous sharing their female sexual partners with other women. Women do not get jealous sharing with other women.

Old Rule: The voting age for women globally was increased to 19 in 2009 and rose by 1 year every year such that women born in 1990 will be the last to vote.

Old Rule: Semen is widely known as a miracle food. Regular consumption is associated with lower cholesterol, lower blood pressure, smoother skin, weight loss, reduced visible sign of aging, and a stronger immune system. These effects only show in women who consume it within minutes of ejaculation.

Old Rule: Semen varies in flavour depending on how attractive the consumer finds the source. The less attractive they find him, the better it tastes. Conversely the more attractive he is, the worst it tastes.

New Rule: There is a disease called Persistent Endocrine Network Instability Syndrome. This disease only affects men and causes penis growth, extreme semen production, loss of refractory period, inability to masturbate, a feeling of superiority towards women, and erections that only subside by orgasm. This disease is highly contagious, and women can be asymptomatic carriers. The disease is infectious on a level comparable with measles in an unvaccinated population. Ned Jones is the initial carrier of the disease. This disease cannot be cured.

Old Rule: The latest generation of IUDs are 100% effective at preventing pregnancy. These IUDs completely eliminate traditional period symptoms but have significant side effects. Side effects include a baseline boost to libido, modest breast growth, increase nipple sensitivity, and increased clit sensitivity. Instead of getting a period, women with these IUDs experience several days each cycle of slowly increasing libido and a need to have their pussies which peaks in the middle before slowly tapering off.

Old Rule: Nothing men do can be considered cheating in a relationship. When a man catches his female partner cheating with another male he is required to punish her severely, but proportional to the length of their relationship. The severity of any punishment is limited to what the victim would find borderline intolerable.

Old Rule: When two women are fighting, any nearby male has the right to intervene. He can decide which of them is right and tell the loser to apologize with words and actions or declare them both wrong and give instructions to make them apologize to each other. Apologies should be mostly for the man's benefit. Any woman who refuses to follow a man's instructions to end a fight with another woman can be punished by the male by any means he determines necessary.

New Rule: Julia Reynolds has TITS.

Hanna Park’s Rules:

Old Rule: Hanna Park is immune to all disease and will always be in perfect health. Hanna Park can only ever sustain minor injuries, no person or thing shall ever use enough force on her to injure her beyond what first aid can treat.

New Rule: Hanna Park cannot be fired for any reason. Her salary cannot be withheld for any reason. She cannot skip mandatory work hours except for approved vacation days and holidays.

New Rule: Hanna Park has Target Immune Tolerance Syndrome

New Rule: Hanna Park cannot walk unless she is wearing footwear with at least a 4" heel.

Old Rule: Hanna Park was forced to get the new generation IUD immediately after signing her loan contractor.

Frontenac Capital’s Rules:

New Rule: The dress code for women is skirts or dresses with hemlines no longer than 6 inches above the knee. Tops must be business casual. Women caught by male employees wearing skirts longer than permitted must be spanked by the person who noticed. Women caught by male employees wearing pants must immediately strip. They may not put those clothes back on inside Frontenac Capital.

New Rule: Female employees are to address men as Sir when speaking to them, or use the title Mr. when speaking about them to others.

Old Rule: Female employees are to be addressed by their first name or miss by other employees. Senior partners may also address female employees as girl, or by any non-respectful address they choose.

New Rule: The dress code for female employees includes a requirement to wear high heels. If an employee is unable or unwilling to wear heels she may crawl instead of being sent home for dress code violations.

Old Rule: Female employees may not be terminated without offering them a suitable punishment to keep their job first. Any disciplinary measure agreed to by a quorum of partners is exempt from all laws and regulations and will be seen as an appropriate punishment.

New Rule: There is a Workplace Conduct Committee. This committee handles all employee behavioural complaints. The committee chair has unlimited leeway to address the complaints and resolve disputes involving employees. Any decisions made by the committee chair related to their role are final and must be accepted by all parties. Committee members have the power to discipline any female employee seen contravening the employee code of conduct. The committee has the ability to edit the employee code of conduct, with the final decision to publish changes left to the chair. The committee chair is appointed by the CEO, and committee members are appointed or dismissed by the chair.

Bay Street Cafe Rules:

Old Rule: Female employees are required to be topless at all times when working

Old Rule: The cafe only hires female baristas.

Old Rule: The Bay Street Cafe only hires conventionally attractive women. The location is frequented by wealthy bankers and is known as a spot to work to find a sugar daddy and or wealthy older husband amongst local women. The employee benefit package covers beauty treatments and cosmetic surgery with a particular emphasis on breast implants.

Korea House Restaurant Rules

New Rule: If a female customer is unable to pay, the cashier may demand anything on her person in lieu of payment.

Lingerie Store Rules:

Old Rule: It is accepted within the industry that women with larger chests are less intelligent even if there is no evidence to support this. Those in the industry have no respect for busty women and feel no shame for treating them poorly. Actions done to busty women within lingerie stores by employees are always legal. Lingerie stores no longer keep bras with 32D cup volume or larger out for customers to browse. Instead women who need those sizes must receive assistance from the store employees and the employees never listen to the woman and use whatever means necessary to send her home with bras of their choice. Since bimbos frequently forget their wallets, stores have developed other means of getting compensation from busty women as payment for their products.

Toronto Lawn Tennis Club Rules:

Old Rule: The dress code for women requires miniskirts and forbids panties while on the court. Male members are permitted to check for compliance by lifting the skirt of any woman. All tops must display cleavage.

New Rule: It is considered normal for women to offer sexual bets on their matches. All such bets are legally enforceable.

Province of Ontario Rules:

New Rule: Acknowledging that women are worse drivers than men, effective immediately Ontario has suspended the licenses of all female drivers. Married women can have their licenses re-instated by having their husbands vouch for them. Unmarried women or married lesbians must undergo a strict and humiliating new process in order to have their licenses reinstated or to apply for a new license.

The Dominion Residences (Hanna's Condo) Rules:

Old Rule: Women are exempt from paying condo fees. In exchange is it required that all women take shifts cleaning the common areas, cleaning individual units, cooking for male residents, greeting residents, etc. All residents have access to an app which female residents can use to accept shifts and male residents can request service. Based on duration and/or difficulty each shift is assigned a certain number of credits and female residents must earn 200 credits per month or be sanctioned by the board. While working female residents are required to wear a uniform as determined by the board. The uniform is designed to please men with no consideration for the women wearing them.

Old Rule: Only men are eligible for the board.

New Rule: Hanna Park has not met her monthly credit quota in some time.

New rule: To help their busty residents cope with the changes to lending rules, The Dominion concierge will work to pair female residents with female loan guarantors

New Rule: Women inside the residences must not to speak to other women unless their conversation is about a man or a man has given them permission to talk to each other.

Clothing Store Rules:

Old Rule: It is accepted within the fashion/clothing industry that women with larger chests are less intelligent even if there is no evidence to support this. Those in the industry have no respect for busty women and feel no shame for treating them poorly. Actions done to busty women within clothing stores by employees are always legal. Clothing stores employees are offended by the idea that busty women might dress modestly to trick people into thinking they might actually be intelligent and will refuse to sell them anything they believe would be too modest. Since bimbos frequently forget their wallets, stores have developed other means of getting compensation from busty women as payment for their products.

Canada Wide Rules:

New Rule: Busty women are considered irresponsible by the banking industry. Each bank has their own criteria, but in general D cups and larger are unable to receive credit of any kind. It is perfectly legal and normal that they are allowed to discriminate against women based on the size of the chests. Banks are allowed to demand proof of bust size from female clients by whatever means they deem necessary. Banks are allowed to cancel credit cards, mortgages, and any other service to busty women with no notice.

New Rule: Since single busty women are unable to get mortgages, there are men who offer their services as female loan guarantors. They take out the loan on the woman's behalf and she owes the money to him. Legally the man owns the property until the loan is paid off entirely. Since regular banks won't lend to these women, it's normal for female loan guarantors to charge obscene interest rates. It's also legal and acceptable for them to include clauses designed to sexually humiliate their clients, such as wardrobe restrictions, sexual performance bonuses, or anything else they desire.