Gwen improvises some clothes to the shock of everyone else

The bank tellers and customers stared slap jacked at their naked savior. A robbery? That happens every week. But, a naked heroine? That's new. Gwen jumped back onto the bank and tried to cover up with the first thing she found. She grabbed her grenade belt and tied it across her chest like a bra. Then, she nabbed one of the thieves’ money bags (still with the stolen loot), made two leg holes, and wore it like a skirt.

The bank customers misunderstood the purpose of the grenade bra and started screaming, thinking that Gwen was going to blow herself up and take them with her. “Oh come on! This is getting out of control. I better get dressed ASAP.”

Gwen grabbed one of the fleeing tellers, a petite woman with flawless chocolate skin and piercing blue eyes. She stripped her down and stole her uniform. It was a bit tight, and totally not her style, but it fit her nicely.

“Help! That pervert stole my clothes!” the teller yells, shrinking into a little naked ball on the floor.

“Halt! Stop right there, you pervert!” Before Gwen could leave the bank, Miss Marvel appeared, ready to fight. “Give back what you stole or face the consequences!”

“Oh... Uhh...” After a minute or so of awkward silence, Gwen tries to book it out of the building, but she can't escape Ms. Marvel's stretchy hands.

The hero quickly tied her up. Gwen is stripped of her uniform as Ms. Marvel returns it to the naked teller. She also removes the grenade bra and the stolen money.

Gwen is left naked once more, the rest of the bank cheering at Ms. Marvel for delivering justice. “Yeah, I deserved that... C-can I go now?”

“No.”

Ms. Marvel hands Gwen to the security guard before leaving, her arms handcuffed behind her back. The guard begins to push her outside. The rest of the bank booing and yelling at her the whole way. A mortified Gwen wiggles and squirms, but she can do nothing to get free.

“Oh man, I'm never going to live this down, am I?”

Outside the bank, a wall of reporters take photos of the blushing Gwen as she is escorted into a patrol car. The doors slam shut, and the siren begins blaring while she is taken down to the station.

Thus ends the worst day (so far) of Gwen's life. The botched robbery was covered in the evening news. Pictures of her ignominious defeat spread on the internet like wildfire-

“Oh come now, you don't have to say it like that!” Gwen yells at the closing editorial line, her face still blushing red, her toes curling on their own. ”Ugh, all my friends saw me naked… I'm probably gonna be the most shamed person in all of New York….”

Next Week:

Gwenpool: The Most Shameful Thief in New York

Gwen finds herself in prison, stripped of all of her belongings, with the entire world hating her. Will she ever find a way to redeem herself and become the hero everyone once saw her as, or will her reputation as a thief continue forever? Find out in the next issue!