Guess who's back?

I don’t check my phone again until I’m back home and sitting comfortably in my recliner. It's a bit of a second hand find that someone in my old dorm was throwing away, just like how I got my couch; but hey, they're comfortable, and I already deep cleaned them. I am too beat to do anything else exciting today, so I get ready to relax. I’d be shocked if I didn’t unlock an achievement or two from my antics with Melina, I open up the app and sure enough,

Achievement Unlocked!

First Base!: Make out with a Custom Girl. 5 gem reward

Achievement Unlocked!

Second Base!: Grope a Custom Girl. 5 gem reward

Achievement Unlocked!

Crowd Favorite: Have a Custom Girl attract a crowd of 20 or more with her body. 10 gem reward

Jeez! Just how many of these low hanging achievements are there? I’m already back to 30 gems with 20 more on the way every day. I might actually be able to buy one of the more expensive options sooner rather than later.

“I’ve only had this thing for a day and a half, why do I feel like I’m advancing so quickly?” I said to no one in particular.

“That answer should be pretty obvious silly~” Responded a playful female voice who is distinctly not no one in particular.

I jump from the unexpected response and let out a yelp that totally didn't sound girly, as I look up from my phone. Still in her fully nude glory, flowing red hair and all, sat Jane the succubus on my couch. Her legs crossed, elbows pressed against her thigh, and her head resting on her fists, she giggles from my startlement.

“You trying to give me a heart attack?! Doorbells are a thing you know!” I almost yell to the demon trying to hide my fear and **** lust of her.

“But this way you get all in a tizzy! You’re so fun to mess with~” She responds still laughing at me as she leans back.

I sigh as I rub my forehead in an attempt to distract me from the overtly sexy demon before me and ask, “Why are you here, Jane?”

“Awwww, come on Tyler! Why so tense? You gotta lighten up! You’ve been doing great work so far! We’re happy to see you’ve been enjoying the new features~ We haven’t fed so well in years.” She responds with more mirth than actual words.

I took another deep breath and released the tension I was feeling. She may act like a goof but she’s still terrifying. I remind myself that she’s friendly and say,

“Happy to help.”

“You’ve come so far so quickly! We’re all so pleased with you~”

“Um, thanks?”

“We have a little gift for you, as thanks!”

Jane suddenly bounces to her feet and saunters over to me, somehow making a giddy schoolgirl action appear impossibly sensual and seductive. I freeze in place, unsure what she’s doing. She leans down over me, closing the distance between our faces as she cups mine in her hands, a playful smirk adorning hers. Before I can question anything, she pulls me into her, our lips pressing together, her tongue coaxing mine out and into a full on make out session. Her mouth was warm, almost hot to the touch and tasted of sweet cherries.

This kiss is different than the one with Melina. That one had anticipation, excitement, and a depth of feeling. Something intimate to be shared and enjoyed with one you care for. This one however, is nothing but raw passion. Overwhelming and unforgiving in its power and intent. It asked for nothing while demanding everything as I lost myself to its hunger. My breathing became heavy, my heart thundered in my chest, and my blood is diverting to a particularly excited appendage. All thought leaves me; this kiss is the only thing that matters.

An eternity that lasted but an instant later, Jane pulls away from me. Both of us gasp for air, our mixed saliva dripping down each of our mouths. She looks at me, overwhelmingly pleased with herself if her face is any indication, and says,

“My my~ You're quite skilled. I see why that sexy little waitress was all hot and bothered earlier.” She giggles to herself as she places her fingertips to her lips in mock embarrassment.

I try to respond, but my brain is still stalled out from the kiss, my limbs feel weak and heavy, each breath is labored and restricted. Not falling face first onto the floor is taking every ounce of effort I have left. All I can manage is a noise that sounds halfway between a grunt and a gurgle. Jane giggles at me and says,

“Hehe~ receiving a succubae’s blessing has that effect on humans. We can’t exactly turn off our feeding instincts, even when we’re giving something back.”

I make another attempt to form a sentence with actual words, only managing a “Huh?” with a few extra letters that didn’t add any clarity to my intended meaning. She doesn’t seem to have any issue interpreting me though, and says,

“Oh don’t you worry your pretty little head over it~ You’ll recover in a little bit. It’s just a little stamina boost. With a few extras. Which you’ll probably be needing real soon ya little playboy~”

The minimum amount of blood needed finally returns to my brain, giving me my powers of speech back, but little else as my breathing is still ragged.

“I suppose… Asking for… a little… Warning next time… Is too much?” I say as the left-over spit drips from my lips.

“Oh ho ho! You want there to be a next time huh? You naughty boy~” She responds smugly.

“Never… Mind...” I respond still fighting for breath. I attempt to wave my arm at her dismissively, but it doesn't work.

“Just one last thing before I skedaddle. All those pictures and that video you took of your redheaded vixen, what do you plan to do with them?” She asks in a more serious tone than I have come to expect from her, but still less than a normal person. More like professional curiosity if I had to guess.

I think about that for a minute, one part to form my thoughts and another to get my breathing under control before responding.

“Uuuuuuuhhhh, I don’t know? Look at them? Enjoy them during some quality me time? Is there a right answer here?” I say feeling very put on the spot, my cheeks flush a little. She graciously ignores my flustered state and responds,

“The girls and I have a proposition for you. Keep getting all those sexy pics and vids of your friend, and we’ll setup a pay to view website to put them on. We get more sexergy from people beating off to her, and you’ll get another income! Everybody wins!” She says, bouncing a little from excitement.

… Huh. I never would have thought of that. Even if I did, I wouldn’t be able to make it happen. I suck at computers.

“So, anyone would be able to see her naked? That won’t, get her in trouble or anything would it? I don’t wanna ruin her career.” I ask.

“Aren’t you just the sweetest thiiiiiing~ But no worries! We gotchya covered! It’s all in good fun after all~” she says as she winks at me.

“But wait then. If you get energy from people beating off to porn, why do you need my help? Porn is like, the most common use of the internet.” I ask, apparently having more blood in my brain than I thought.

“Look at you~ Still able to think so quickly after kissing a succubus! It’s a good question though, with a reeeaaaaally simple answer. We can’t steal food. If we don’t have a hand in it, there’s nothing for us to eat.” She answers, still giggling to herself.

“Huh… I guess that makes sense in a twisted sort of way. Bet all those people doing nasty stuff on the internet is a rather big tease for you all then, huh?”

“You have noooooooooo ideaaaaaaaaaaaa!” She whines, a not-so-subtle hint of frustration leaking out through her childish response.

"So how much of a hand do you need to have in it for the sexergy to be edible to you? There's obviously a line somewhere past doing it all yourself since you get something out of me using this app. So where's the line? Can you not just set up your own porn site and trick or convince people to do stuff on it? Why go through the convoluted hassle of getting me to use an app? And if that does work, is there a decrease is sexergy produced? If that's true, wouldn't that-"

"Woah! Woah! Woah! Slow down there professor!" She says while waving her arms, "You're asking the wrong succubus, I was never good with rules."

“... Right. Sorry. My curiosity gets away from me sometimes. Getting back on track, I guess the voyeur site sounds good to me.”

“Yay! We’ll get to work on it right away! Be sure to get more footage! Don’t worry about uploading it, we gotchya covered! I gotta go now, see ya soon stud muffin~ keep up the good work!” she says in her hyperactive, schoolgirl voice.

And with that, she snaps her fingers, and vanishes. I let out a breath I was holding even through my question tirade. She may have a friendly and bubbly personality, and be impossibly sexy, but she’s still a 7-foot-tall demon! With horns and everything! My knowledge of fantasy and anime are too deeply ingrained in me to not be suspicious of her. It’ll take some time before I get used to her. If ever. Especially after that kiss.

Regardless, I’m still too tired to do anything else today. So, I lean back, relax, and get some anime cued up for the rest of the day with plans of heading to bed early. I got the morning shift tomorrow after all.