Grace, working holiday maker

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Hi, my name is Grace, and I'm a 26yr old Asian woman travelling Australia on a working holiday visa with my brother

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It's going pretty well, I've been to a lot of fun places and met a lot of cool people

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Well, it was going well. Not too long ago my brother and I sorta ran out of money while we were in a small resort town and we got kicked out of the house we were staying in

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And I really mean kicked! I swear I can still feel the boot hitting my ass as I fell out the door

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It's okay though! A friend I made who's also on a working holiday visa has a local "friend" with his own place, and she said maybe he'd rent me a room for cheap if she asked him really nicely

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She later told me she managed to convince him, although she said it made her jaw hurt, whatever that means

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I set up a meeting with him and he said as long as we do all the cleaning in his house, he'll only charge us $100 a week to stay. That's only $50 per person! It was $250 per person per week at my last house, and all I have to do is be someone's maid!? Amazing

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But, sigh, obviously you can tell by the sounds of my underwear slowly creaking away as I hang in this butt destroying hanging wedgie, it was a little too good to be true. What I thought was a chill place to spend a bit of time turned out to be a bit of a nightmare, as I was put through forms of bullying that were horrors beyond the comprehension of even me in my most nerdy and bullyable high school days

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And, let me tell you, as a short, skinny, kinda flat lossless virgin girl with huge glasses who loves anime, I was very bullyable

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So, to pass the time while I wait for the two pairs of underwear he put me in to snap, how's about I tell you all about the things that've happened while I've lived here?