Grab her hair!

This being your first real fight, you decide to go with what you know. As Jobberella gets close, you reach out and grab a handful of her hair, yanking her close. In a wild flurry, she slaps you repeatedly. It isn't hard enough to really sting, but it's still a shock to the system. Fighting instinct kicks in and you start throwing out wild strikes as you both continue to claw at each other.

"Looks like this match is quickly turning into a catfight, folks!"