Goofing Off

I'm completely free today. I've already done my laundry for the week and I have the day off from work. I'm sitting in my living room with just an old Van Halen tee shirt on smoking some weed and casually playing with my penis. You know just flopping it around.

As I've said before I really don't want to get bottom surgery. I like my cock and the idea of being castrated doesn't appeal to me. I take a hit from my small purple water bong and think of another ladyboy I knew back in Thailand. Her name is Niran. She is so petite and she has one of the smallest penises I think I have ever seen along with a tiny pair of nuts.

I jokingly called her fun size. She is so adorable. I could fit her entire cock in my mouth with ease. I remember how much fun it was to put both of her precious little nuts in my mouth. I take another hit of weed and my penis gets harder just thinking about her. She had such delicious cum. I used to take a feather duster and tickle her scrotum with it. She would giggle as I tickled that adorable little bag of balls.

I look down at my own balls hanging low in my loose scrotum, the right one hanging slightly lower than it's twin on the left. I smoke some more weed then I put some baby oil on my hands as I stroke my cock.

"Ah ah ahh." Up and down my shaft I slowly move my hand." Ahh ooh oohhh oohh!" I pick up the pace. " oohhmm oohh hah aaahhmn uohh!" With one hand I jiggle my testicles as I tighten my grip with my other hand around my penis. "Ohh oohh oohh aahh woo wooo! Ahhahm hey hey wooo!"

Precum starts to dribble out of my cock as I continue to stroke myself. Soon I'll shoot a thick gooey wad of jizz. "Ohh ohh aah aahh aaowoo!" I'm gonna cum! I'm gonna cum! " OOOHHH WOOO WOO! I'M GONNA CUM!" I can feel my semen moving up my cock as it spurts out. " YAH YAH OHH YAH UH HUH UH HUH!"

More cum shoots out like a volcano as I stroke my cock until I get out every last drop. I sit for a few minutes with cum dripping down my penis onto my hand.

I guess I should get up now and get some paper towels to clean myself off with. I think I'll go get some lunch at McDonald's.