Good Morning

There was banging noises... no... not banging... knocking. Someone was knocking on a door. Loudly and fast, someone was pissed off. Man, he would hate to be the guy someone that pissed was looking for.

With a groan Xander realised that he probably wasnt going to make it back to restful slumber. Knocking guy had woken him up. Nothing for it but to get up.

Xander **** his eyes to open to look around. There was blonde hair. Right in his face, he was practically face first in blonde hair. And he was holding someone.... actually... he was more than holding someone. He was holding someone, true, a female someone by the feel of it. He had his hand on a very nice boob. He resisted the urge to squeeze. What really had his attention was the fact that he was sporting one of the hardest erections hed ever had, which was seemingly hilted inside his sleeping partners pussy. Which was nice.

Knocking guy was still knocking.

Xander spent a second looking around at what he could see of the room he was in. It seemed to be a dorm room, a pretty standard dorm room. Like the kind Buffy and Willow had. So how did he end up here last night with his blonde bed partner?

He had worked last night. He was pretty sure. He knew he started his shift at least. He could remember that much. Then... the rest of the night got a little fuzzy. He vaguely recalled a blonde woman who laughed a lot and giggled. And thennnn... then he had sex. Yes. He had sex. Possibly quite a lot of sex with blonde woman. And... and fuzzy maybe sex with someone else?

Knocking guy was still knocking.

That was really freaking annoying. Xander resolved to deal with knocking guy. That no one had ope ed the door should have told the guy to fuck off already. That Xander had to get up from a nice warm bed, and leave a nice warm... bed buddy, well, that was just too much. He was gonna give knocking guy a piece of his mind.

Slipping his dick out of the blonde who moaned softly at this and wiggling his arm out from under her Xander rolled over and set his feet on the floor. And found himself staring down at another sleeping woman, also naked as could be, with green tipped hair lying on the ground seemingly atop a pile of his clothes, her clothes and possibly the blondes clothes.

Xander couldnt stop the grin from forming. There was the second fuzzy woman. Which mean.... Two.... Two naked women. A threesome. And he was part of it. Which was awesome.... Which would be awesome if he could remember it. Outside of fuzzy memories of boobs and butts and body parts being licked, fondled and inserted. All in all Xander was aware of a vague feeling of contentment... maybe. Vindication? Validation?

Knocking guy was knocking again.

Grumbling Xander stood up and gave a small attempt to free the sheet from the sleeping blonde but that wasnt going to happen as she had it in a **** grip.

Knocking guy was knocking again.

"Fine." Xander murmurred. "Naked it is." He had nothing to be ashamed of after all. Walking to the dorm room door he spared himself a glance. He was naked as the day he was born, slightly scratched up, crusted fluids were in certain places and his still wet erection preceded him.

This was going to make one hell of a first impression.

He waited for the knocker to finish his latest bout of knocking and then pulled the door open, "Yes?"

"XANDER!" Twin shouts greeted him.

Xander chuffed at who was at the door, he let his head hang and shook it.

"NAKED!" Buffy shouted and averted her eyes to look at the ceiling.

"WHAT?" Willow yelped as she took in everything, staring at Xander's body.

"May I help you?" Xander asked as he looked at his surprised friends.

"You?" Buffy and Willow chimed in.

"Me. Apparently." Xander looked around and saw several doors down the hall open and faces peek out. Some quickly disappeared, others kept looking. "Problem?"

"You... you..." Willow finally looked away.

Buffy kept her eyes on Xander's face, "Yes, there is a problem. You, uh, you woke us up with your, uh, having sex. With all the screaming and shouting and... and sex." Buffy finsihed lamely.

"Wooooo, that looks like fun." One of the random women called from two doors down, pointing to Xander's erection.

"Xander! Get dressed!" Willow yelled.

"Awwww c'mon, let the eye candy be." Two doors down whined.

"Yeah." Three other ladies from down the hall chimed in.

"Would that I could. My clothes are currently being slept on." Xander replied non chalantly. God he felt good. Normally he wouldnt be this forward and let it all hang out. But right now? Right now felt like he could take on God. Its amazing what a threesome could do for your attitude.

Buffy looked stressed as if she was fighting herself to keep her eyes up, "Three hours, THREE HOURS, Xander. You woke us up at 2:30 in the morning with loud sex and then had more loud sex, you had loud sex for three hours, Xander!"

Xsnder couldn't help but grin at that news, he also couldnt help the fact that his flagging erection suddenly surged back to life, standing tall and proud. The ladies in the hall cheered as it did.

"What time is it now?" He asked scratching his chin.

"8:30." One of the hall ladies chipped in.

"Xander!" Willow yelled, "what is wrong with you?"

Xander smirked and set his hands on his hips, "Well, Wills, although I dont remember much of it I apparently had a threesome last night. And given this... wake up call to complain about the noise it seems like it was a very, uhm, successful threesome."

"I'll say." One of the hall women waggled her eyebrows at Xander, "I know why that bitch was screaming now. Goddamn."

Xander smiled at her and then looked back at his two exasperated friends and shrugged, "What can I say, being all... studdly makes a man feel good."