Go sit next to the man and woman

In the dark you quietly slip along the back row, closer to the man and woman. Approaching with him nearest you, you can see that not only has he got a good handful of plump tit, one of her hands is resting on his thigh, teasingly close to his crotch. Even in the dark, you can make out a bulge just above her hand and slightly heavy breathing from them both.

As you reach them, you lean down to the man and casually say "sorry, excuse me, I just need to **** your girlfriend." It comes out as if it's the most natural thing to ask in the world, and you can see the guy's face is a mask of confusion and irritation.

Before he can respond, you slip past him and gasp a handful of his partners dark hair. You yank her to her feet, drawing a quiet grunt, and pull her in to a forceful kiss. She's much shorter than you, and you pull her head back as you **** her mouth. Your spare hand digs it's fingers into one of her large breasts, feeling the soft flesh bulge between them.