Girl v Girl for Tim? Woman v Woman for Tim? You go, Tim!

In all of your time on this planet, you reckoned, you never would've believed you would have a front-row seat to a smackdown in bitch-town. You professed a desire to have two women fighting over you, what man wouldn't, but you never imagined it would be a high-school thing or that it would be as thrilling as it was. Even with the screaming, yelling, curse-words being flung around by two girls that you had admittedly enjoyed being friends with your entire life, nothing really prepared you to witness such a beatdown.

Up until that point, you would've suspected Allison would have the upper edge, having been brought up in a house of boys and being the more outgoing type. Perhaps you should've mentioned to her that Jennifer was the only girl you knew in the tri-county area that held a 4th degree black belt in Tae kwon do. Jennifer knew how to hold a bitch down, that was for sure, and the fight was never going to be fair. In fact, it was over the moment that Allison reached out and grabbed Jennifer's hair. Allison was nursing a black and blue eye and had a possible dislocated shoulder to be examined. Jennifer had a few scraps and cuts, though nothing serious and a few weeks to heal.

So why were YOU the one in detention? Well, it might have had something to do with the issues surrounding now 4 women fighting and you had something to do with it. You had your reasons but all of them kept inside and all you could do was apologize and accept the punishment, though glorious was it still, and your smile on your face told everyone that you were enjoying every moment of it. Even after you got home (after making sure that Jennifer had gotten home safely and you had explained to her parents what happened, what really happened, and how Allison had thrown the first punch), you regaled Tabitha and David on it, the two having heard about the fight already but not in full detail. Tabitha had choice words to say about Allison and even David, after taking a moment to process all this information, joined in. The moment he called her a "bitch", you two hugged him and "welcomed him officially to Earth". David playfully swatted your hands away for that but he still smiled a bit.

That evening, after finishing up your homework, you looked at your phone and spotted several messages from Allison (you deleted), Randall had sent you one but you didn't even bother opening (also deleted) and a surprise from Ms. Santos, how she had gotten your number was beyond you. You didn't open it either, preferring to saving it for later, and then turned your attention to checking in on Jennifer. She thanked you for talking to her parents, both of whom had first thought she used her training to fight and were aghast to learn that Allison had assaulted her. Her father was proud that she had resorted to using it in self-defense and her mother, after thanking you again for bringing her home and staying with her while the police sorted things out, said she would seek charges against her. Her message, though, was asking if you wanted to talk a bit.