Get pushed, because people are dumb

Someone pushes you forward and you step on the small mirror, breaking it by accident. You stare down at your feet and think - 'seven years of bad luck,' as if your luck had been good in the first place.

The villain wails in despair as the broken mirror starts glowing in a golden light. Until that point, the villain never looked away from the mirror, but now all he wanted to do is run away, but there's nowhere in the world that could shield him from the mirror's curse.

Golden light envelops you and transforms the world as you know it.

When the light dies down you blink the spots away when the person that pushed you - a black haired girl with four eyes screams with both hands on her-

'Why does it look like she has a dick?!'