Get Some Toys

Joshua gets into his ratty 14 year old not so sexy car that is seemingly in the final stages of its usefulness but hey, it starts, the tires hold air most of the time and it moves under its own power. Good enough! After driving down town, he parks the car in a hardware store parking lot. Gets out and walks a block and a half before entering, you guessed it, a sex shop called , "Small Wonders".

"Good morning!" A young beautiful store clerk greeted, "How might I help you today?" Josh stammers, "Well, uh, I, I dunno exactly. Maybe I'll know what I want when I see it." "That's fine." The pretty store clerk smiled, "Have a look around. I'll be at the register." She is wearing an A size tank top over her B+ size boobs with nipples showing and grey leggings that accentuate her camel toe. Nothing left to the imagination!

"Wow!" Josh thinks to himself as he begins to feel a bit more comfortable walking around in a store full of "naughty" merchandise. Looking at the price tags, "Holy crap! They are proud of this stuff!" He thinks before stopping in front of a rack of realistic looking fake cocks. "Wow these things look very real!" Josh said out loud without realizing that what he was thinking actually came out of his mouth.

"Go ahead." The beautiful store clerk said, "Pick them up and check them out. They feel real too." The next thing Josh knew, she was handing him fake dicks and describing each one's characteristics and virtues. "All of these in this collection have realistic feeling skin that slides a little in each direction." As she demonstrates by stroking the cock with her dainty right hand while holding it in her left. "It also vibrates and has a heat feature to get it to realistic body temperature and then some. It's controlled by this remote and the suction cup at the base of the balls is also a harness mount!" She continues to elaborate. "It looks big!" Josh says. "Well, I'd say its in the middle of the sizes we offer at 8 and a half inches overall, not all of that is insertable of course. The diameter in the middle is an inch and five eighths so it is pretty substantial."

"Ok. I'll take it!" Josh said. "Would you like a harness for that?" The cute clerk suggested. "This one is unisex and fully adjustable so anyone can wear it." She sold. "Ok." Josh responded as though in a trance while his mind wandered. "What about something that a girl can use to pleasure herself without going with the fake dick?" He asked as his own cock begins to stir. "Oh, for sure." She answers while leading him to another aisle and showing him a pink U shaped device. "This is my favorite. Its waterproof, has strong vibes, is for external and internal use and is flexible so the shape can be changed so it won't show through clothing."

"Great. I'll take it too!" Josh said. "Will that be all?" "Yes. This should be quite enough. Thank you."

After paying with cash, Josh, now carrying a brown paper sack, walks uneventfully back to his junker car and returns home.