Get Amanda someplace private.

Saturday and Sunday morning are pretty busy. We spend them redecorating Savannah's apartment. There's no way Brooke could bring Amanda here, I've got 8 girls living here and Brooke's “bedroom” is just one corner of a room. It's much easier to use another apartment, repainting the bedroom and decorating it to look like the room that's visible in Brooke's instagram photos and tic toc videos. Obviously it can't be Jez's place because she lived with her parents, and most of the other girls dropped their apartments as soon as they moved in with me so they could put that rent money in my bank account. Savannah couldn't get out of her lease, which seems fortunate now. We do our best to make the bedroom match Brooke's corner of the studio. For the rest of the apartment, we just swap out family photos.

The time to pick Amanda up at the airport comes. I stay at Savannah's apartment and let Brooke take my Audi to pick Amanda up. I shouldn't have to wait long. As soon as they get back, Brooke will contact her photographer, played by Binita, to come record them. Then we'll make our move.

I wait. I amuse myself by finding places in the house where I can hide and watch the girls during the fake photoshoot. An hour later, I get a message from Brooke. “Amanda wants to go get drinks first.”

I write back, “Fine. Do whatever you need to do to keep her happy.”

Two hours later Brooke sends another message. “She says she's hungry.”

“Take her out to a fancy dinner. Tell her the sponsor is paying for the restaurant while she's in town.”

I spend the next two hours dicking around with phone games. Being alone sucks. I've really gotten used to having one of my girls to play with whenever I'm stressed.

Finally, I get another message. “Amanda says she's not doing the shoot until someone from the sponsor shows her a contract.”

Fuck! I should have seen this coming. I frantically start sending messages to everyone I've captured, asking if they know anything about writing contracts.

A minute later, one of the boyfriends of the girls I captured writes back. He's a law student studying contract law. Excellent! I tell him to write up a convincing contract that is attractive enough to make her sign. He tries to get out of it, but I explain that his slut girlfriend went behind his back and swiped right on me on the apps, so his cuckolded ass does whatever the fuck I say now.

I get a message back from him quickly. “Fine, you piece of shit. No, you know what? You're not a piece, you're the whole shit. But fine. I'll write up the contract. However, I'll warn you that this seems off. Why would she get on a plane before she saw the contract?”

I write back, “Well, she's here, so that doesn't matter. Don't fucking ask stupid questions, just do the job!”

I message Brooke. “Tell her that you've been talking to the sponsor. They'll meet the two of you for brunch tomorrow with a contract. Drop her off at a hotel and come pick me up.”

Five minutes later, Brooke writes, “She's super excited about seeing the contract tomorrow, but she doesn't want to be alone in a hotel. She wants to get more drinks and then crash at my place.”

I really want to throw my phone at the wall right now. “Fine. Bring her back to Savannah's apartment and pretend that it's yours. I'll take an uber home.”

I haven't had to use public transportation in awhile. It sucks. As soon as I get home I fuck the shit out of Binita to work off my frustrations. I still need a tit job from Jez to help me get to sleep.

The next morning I wake up to a new problem. It's a message from Brooke.

“Amanda is mad at me and I don't know why. She was super friendly last night. Now she's acting really distant.”

What the fuck? I check out Amanda's twitter.

“Everyone feel sorry for me!! Thought hot girl was into me. Maybe another addition to polycule. Turns out was wasting time on basic straight bitch. Thinking about heading home early.”

Wonderful. Fucking wonder-fucking-ful. This wouldn't have been a problem with Jez or Savannah, but Amanda had to hit on my only fully heterosexual girl.