Fuck no

The wailing scream of I'm guessing a hellcat charger echoed down the nearby highway. I opened my eyes and was greeted to the frizzy hair of Anna, and her fragrance. We were both still naked.

What fucking time is it?

I looked up at the TV: 2:02 P.M

"Fuck" I whispered to myself.

snore...

snore...

"Well shit" I thought to myself as I thought of how to escape. My arms were still wrapped around her waist and I was pressed pretty deep against her.

I slowly and very gently unwrapped my arms as I backed into the couch cushion. I slowly stood and stepped down from the couch. She just flopped onto her back with her arms in a weird pose, her mouth was wide open as she cutely snored. I threw on the clothes I had tossed onto the floor the night before.

I quietly walked over to the kitchen and looked in the fridge. There was bacon and eggs that were about to go bad so I decided that was what was gonna be for breakfast, along with some pancakes.

Before long I had all my ingredients laid out and was ready to stark cooking. I flipped two pans out from my cabinet and put them on the stove top. I set one to 7, the other to 5, and waited.

As I was waiting for the pans to heat up I walked over to the coffee table and grabbed the TV remote.

I scrolled through the utterly unbearable mainstream selection of movies that Netflix had to offer, and sighed in disappointment. I heard her smack her lips and make a subtle shift onto her side.

snore...

snore...

I soon stumbled on Regular Show, "huh I didn't know they got the rights to this show..." I quietly mumbled to myself. I clicked on the pilot and set the volume pretty low on my TV.

I looked over to my pans and one of them was starting to have that weird aura of heat radiating from it. I waltzed on over and started to prepare my (our) food.

The sound of sizzling bacon and sunny side up eggs plopping on to the pan caressed my ears as Mordecai and Rigby started to play rock paper scissors.

yawwnnnnn

I looked over to my couch and saw Anna slowly move around and extend her arms out. I snickered and waited for her to say something as I flipped the bacon and pancakes.

I looked back and she was sitting up and looking at the Tv, rubbing her eyes. I slowly panned back to the pans and licked my lips at the delicious breakfast I had prepared. I could hear her fumbling around, presumably putting her clothes on. I made two plates and turned around and chuckled, "If you had any sort of responsibilities today, I apologize..."

She giggled, turned to me, instantly noticed the other plate in my hand, and licked her lips, "That smells really good... did you make that other plate for me or are you feeling especially fat today?"

I chuckled as I walked over to the couch, I placed both plates on the coffee table, and looked down at her. She was back in her leggings and bra, her dick wasn't visible anymore. I flopped down next to her and grabbed my plate, "While I definitely _could _eat both these plates, after what I did to you last night, it wouldn't feel right."

We both laughed as we started to chow down, I felt so comfortable with her.

"Oh my god I forgot about this episode, isn't this the one where they make a black hole from tying too many times?"

I giggled as I took a bite out of a pancake, "Yeah... woman of culture I see."

We both got a little closer as we watched. I put my hand on her thigh as I got close to finishing, she smiled as she leaned in a little closer. Before long we were both finished eating and cuddled up together.

"Hey... you know you don't have to leave that thing on when you're in here..."

She looked up to me with puppy eyes, "...really?"

I nodded as I continued to watch the show. She slowly slid her hand down her pants and fiddled with the weird dick hider. After a couple of seconds, she pulled it out of her leggings and threw it on the floor. Her cock was clearly visible now, running almost all the way down her thigh. I started to stare for a little bit too long and she quickly giggled, "You know I don't think it'll ever not be flattering the way you look at it..."

I blushed and put my hand on her thigh again, "Well I ummm...." I fumbled for words. She started to laugh, and soon I joined her. I shook my head, " Something about it just suits you I guess," I grabbed her hand, " So did you have anything you had to do today?"

She shook her head, " I'm not gonna lie Jakob, I usually never have anything to do, just taking it easy until school starts up again."

"Do you not have to pay off anything like an apartment or tuition?" I asked.

She chuckled at me, "Well I actually got a full ride because of how well I did in school... I low key would kinda of want to become a stay at home though if you catch my drift."

I turned to her with a smirk, "I hope you're not trying to insinuate something."

She turned red for a second and looked up at me with a beautiful smile, "What?" She flopped her head backwards into my lap and stared up at me, "Is that a problem? Frankly, I think I would make a great housewife! I can cook, I can sew, drink heavily AND I can do taxes!"

I chuckled again, "Well I guess you do have all the qualifications that are necessary... I don't know... sitting on your ass all day and making someone food? You might not be cut out for that, way too difficult."

She bellowed in laughter, "Oh shut up! Maybe I WILL become a architect just to spite you..."

I chuckled, "Just because you can build a 4x4 dirt house in Minecraft, it doesn't make you an architect..."

"Says who!?!" She bellowed out.

"Shut up and cuddle with me..." I whispered as I leaned back into the corner of the couch. She backed up a bit until her head was with me on my lap.

We laid there for probably an hour, just watching cartoons like little kids, wasting our time. We both found each other too comfortable to really get up, as my level of comfort and tiredness grew close to the same level, I could feel my eyes start to get heavy.

Two hours later

I opened my eyes after I woke up from some dream about waffles or something. I briskly noticed that she wasn't around my arms anymore. I looked around and saw that the bathroom door was shut closed with a subtle light hue underneath it. I could the sound of water beating against the shower floor and small creaks in the foundation.

_Well shit I don't think I can pass up on this _opportunity

I quickly walked over to the bathroom door and slowly opened it. I was a master at not making any noise opening that door and it showed as I was able to walk in unnoticed. I could see her silhouette through the shower curtains and the steady motion of her running her hands through her hair.

I threw my clothes off and walked over to the curtain. I flung the curtains open and shouted, "Boo!"

She almost jumped through ceiling, and turned to me, "Don't do that! You scared the fuck outta me!"

"That was kind of the whole point, besides, who said you could use my shower?"

She turned a little red but quickly played it off, "Well, if you fuck my brains out, I feel like its an unwritten rule that I get to use your shower?"

I chuckled for a moment and quickly hopped in, I got behind her and put my arms around her waist as she looked up to me. I whispered in her ear, "It's also an unwritten rule that the guy gets to jump scare the girl once, and the girl gets to try and scare him back."

She balled her fist into the air, "I'll get my ****... one day!"

I grabbed some shampoo and started to lather it through my hair, she quickly grabbed a bar of soap and awkwardly started to coat my body with it. Even though it was a little weird, it still felt good that she cared enough for me to even consider doing that.

Before long we were both just idly standing as we waiting for the other person to do something.

"Hey ummm..." she twiddled her fingers for a moment, "I have a question..."

"Yeah?"

"Have you ever... ummm... have you... um-shit how do I say this..." she scratched her head for a moment before she finally looked back up to me, "Have you ever bottomed before?"

I scratched my head as I recollected any memories of any past girls I had been with, "Umm... no I don't think so... I mean, I feel like most women are pretty submissive in the bedroom, so really I've never even had the opportunity."

The water was beating down on her face as she stared at the floor, "Well... would you ever consider it?"

I went completely red, the thought of that monster entering me in any way was absolutely terrifying. For my own safety and the demolition of my manhood, I was absolutely mortified.

"Uh-Ummm I think I would need to really think about that before we did anything... it's not that I'm not turned on by the idea, it's just, well... your dick is really fucking big... like... reeeaaalllyyy fucking big... and I'm not sure if I'm physically or mentally prepared for that."

She sort of scowled for a moment before she looked up at me with a smile, "Just... forget that I asked..."

I felt bad, I knew it was almost impossible for her to actually lose her cock virginity, and she probably thought I was the only one who could take it. This wasn't really a fair situation for either of us, but that doesn't mean I can't at least try to make her happy.

"Now look, I never said I wouldn't, I just need time to think about this, after all you did say that thing was, what? 19 inches? That's like, well past what a normal human is supposed to be able to take..." I said with a smile.

"Well... if your hole down there matches your personality at all, I think it would be strong... resilient... tough... and probably anything but normal"

I didn't know whether or not to feel terrified or flattered. Instead I just turned the water off and grabbed us both a towel, I handed it to her as I took a step forward, but the towel got caught on the shower rod and caused her to slip on top of me. I layed there on the bathroom floor facing up as she layed on top of me giggling, her huge soft cock was firmly pressed against my stomach, I was turning into a tomato past this point.

"Well I mean, judging by your blush, it seems to me like you don't seem to mind being bottom..." she leaned in and started to kiss me on the lips. I very easily could have stopped her, but some part of me was telling me not to, instead I let out a subtle groan as she bit my top lip.

"You know... you haven't even really touched it yet... how are you gonna know if you're gonna like it or not if you don't even try it?"