Fuck her Over

It was 9 am Thursday morning in L.A. The agent had a full day planned for his bitchy client. "Gaga, when I wake you, you will go to the nearest tattoo shop and get Spank me tattooed in large letters on your left ass cheek and Fuck me in large letters on your right ass cheek with an arrow pointing to you asshole. You'll think this is perfectly normal, and you'll pay whatever it takes to get it done. Understand?"

She nodded.

"After that, you will give every last cent you have in your bank account to charity, but tell no one. You will put your home up for sale and ask for half what you paid for it. You will pawn all of your jewelry and donate the money to charity. Understand?"

She nodded.

"Then you will shave every last hair from your body then draw on eyebrows with a thick permanent marker as you know this will make you look sexy.

After you do all of that, come back to me and beg me to be your life coach. You'll do whatever I say without question, and you will pay me with sex, and when I fuck you, it'll be the greatest sex of your life."