Fuck Me!

After his fifth free beer, and on his way back from the can, Jason suddenly remembered that his phone had beeped at him earlier. He took it out, put it down on the bar and tried to focus on the screen.

Hi Mr Todd. Its me, Chelsea! My folks told me you came by to fuck me earlier.OMG -thats amaazzzzing. But Aw man! I had to be out with my crew too! Shit! I'm so sorry!!!!! And you had to fuck my mom instead!!?!? (Barf!). Anyway - Hit me back if you still wanna hang or anything. My Dad says he's gonna put a key through your door in case you're back too late. If you wanna look me up, I'm the first door on the right when you come into our apartment. Ciao :) !!!

Shit!!! "Livia! - I'm gonna need a lot more beer"!