French messaging

Tom didn’t go out with Chuck for lunch that day. He was still pissed that his so-called friend still wanted to fire him, even subconsciously, and even though he was only his friend thanks to brainwashing. Instead, he had Chuck order a caterer for him and ate in his office. It was delicious and expensive, yet it was not the kind of fancy meal the pretentious old ass brought him to way too often. It was expensive beer and expensive french fries accompanying an expensive burger.

While eating, he opened slack and messaged Angélique.

• Did Chuck told you about the changes regarding the meeting?
• Oui.

Oh, it was his luck. Of course French people would think in their stupid language. Well, to be fair it was annoying but it would probably sound sexy when spoken out loud by such a hot woman. He would have a hard time understanding her speech however, so it was probably better to stick to writing. At least he knew that “oui” meant “yes”, and hopefully it was a word he would soon hear the bitch whisper repeatedly.

• How do you feel about it?
• C’est de la merde. Roberts me déçoit, il est plus faible et lâche que je pensais.

The editor looked up a few words and chuckled. This lady had some strong feelings about her boss.

• Did you tell him?
• Non, je ne suis pas folle.

That was a no, it was easily recognisable at least.

• Keep it this way in the next few days, but be sure to treat him like the fool he is and make your anger and disdain for him obvious in your tone and general attitude.
• J’y compte bien.

He wasn’t sure what this one meant even after translating it on the Internet, but it looked like she was agreeing with him.

• Did you already pick a date and place?
• Non, je vais probablement choisir un endroit pas cher et en finir rapidement.

It was a no, he didn’t care to look up the answer past this word.

• Pick something you actually like, ideally a place you couldn’t afford without Chuck paying for everything. You want to get back at him, and a hefty bill would help with that.
• Excellente idée. Cette petite larve l’a bien mérité.

It looked like she was enthusiastically agreeing with him? This woman seemed to be a petty bitch, which he quite enjoyed at the moment.

• You should also be as sexy as you can. Pick your hottest clothes, underwear, jewelry and all that. Actually, if you’re not satisfied with what you have, ask Chuck to pay for new ones.

He would later call Chuck to make sure he would comply with everything.

• Pourquoi ferais-je ça ? Je ne cherche pas à te plaire.

She was apparently ****. He needed to convince her.

• You absolutely want to please me. The hotter you are, the easier I will be to manipulate.
• Effectivement. Tu es un idiot pervers, je n’aurais pas de mal à te faire accepter n’importe quoi en mettant mes seins en valeur.

She… had agreed, apparently? Just to be sure he tried to translate the second sentence, but he didn’t like what she said.

• By the way, if you ever see me using my cell phone during the meeting, you will think it’s for work and not bother me. It may actually impress you if I do it often enough.
• D’accord.

It should be enough for the moment, he thought. At least for the preparations. As he was about to end the call, he had a sudden inspiration and sent an ultimate message.

• As soon as you can, send me a selfie of you with your tits out and your best smile, then delete the message and forget you ever did that.