Football team.

Will didn't enjoy having his fun interrupted. He was ready to tell this person that to their face. When he saw their face, however, his plans quickly changed.

The man was African-American, and he was HUGE! Easily six feet tall, and perhaps over three-hundred pounds. He had muscles the size of mountains... Or maybe those were just his pads, Will told himself. No way to be sure, as the man was wearing a football jersey.

"What's going on here?!" the man yelled at them.

"Uh...," Will said, thinking quickly. "How dare you ask us that! You're the new one here! What's going on here with you?!"

"Well," the man said. "My name's Branden! My team just won the Championship, and our Coach brought us here to celebrate! He said to eat and drink all we want, on him! I came in here first to empty some space, and I find this girl licking you out! What's up with that?!"

"Girl?!"Will asked. "What girl?! This is a new machine! This restaurant realized toilet paper isn't environmentally-sound, so they installed this new machine in the restroom! All you have to do is back into it, and it gets your rear end nice and clean! Now, today's the first day, so the manager asked me to find all the test subjects I can, and get some feedback! Go out and tell the rest of your team!"

"Sure thing!" Branden said, running back out the door.

Will fixed his pants, before heading for the door himself.

"Will!" Sasha called after him. "Go on back out to Julie, but don't forget to ask if she wants to join the fun I'm having in here!"

Will nodded, and ran out the door.