Food shop

"Right there's a food shop quite close by apparently. Wanna hit up there?" Tia asks as she hides all the new goodies in her bag. "Lets prepare to get you messy shall we?" You say taking her hand. She giggles with excitement.

"So if i may ask. How did you work out you were into that?" Tia asks as you walk down the street. Sun slowly setting on your first full day of secretly dating. "Well there was a porn video. Basically the plot was 2 lesbians fucking in a shower. But they end up in the shower because one of the girls accidently knocked an open tin of custard onto the other one and she got absloutely drenched. I ended up just rewinding to that section to keep watching it."

Tia chuckled. "For me it was going to the circus and watching clowns get hit in the face with pies. Just turned me on so much. I even once got chosen for audience participation and got pied. I pretended to hate it to seem cool but i actually loved it."

You walk into the food shop. You walk past the standard items like bread, meats and about 80 billion different types of cheese to the rest of the store. Tia picks up about 4 cans of squirty cream and 2 bottles of chocolate sauce with a big grin. "You really want to get trashed don't you." Tia nods blushing and giggling. You grab 4 packets of instant custard. "Maybe we do maid first so i can make this then do the main extravaganza and then it gives chance for the custard to cool down so i don't scold you." You say with a slight chuckle. Tia laughs. "That would be slightly hard to explain custard burns wouldn't it."

You continue looking round the shop. Tia is looking at the jars of Whipped cream and pondering. "Whats up?" You ask. "I want to do some whipped cream pies but... they take ages to make." You put your arm round her shoulder. "This isn't a one time thing i hope you know. I can pie you a lot of times from now till eternity. Lets do the squirty cream pies here then when we get home we can do some whipped cream pies. Sound good?" Tia kisses you on the cheek. "Sounds perfect" she beams. She goes and grabs another 4 cans of squirty cream. You're about to go up to the cashier when you stop her. "Medium or large?" You smile as you point to the eggs. Sge smiles wide and grabs a pack of large eggs. You take it all up to another good looking female cashier.

"Ok €15.65 or free if i can see your cock." You both just blink at the cashier. "Im kidding. Im just good friends with Camille from the sex shop. She sent me a message when she heard you were probs heading here next." All 3 of you laugh. "Well if the offer stands..." Tia winked and the cashier laughed. "Haha nah it's cool. Lets just say it wouldn't be him i'd be interested in." And she winks at Tia. Tia blushes but regains her composure. "You a boobs or bum girl?" She asked curiously. "Can't lie i love a good ass" she chuckles. With that Tia turns around and bends over. Revealing the gstring barely covering her ass.

The casheir's jaw drops. "Oh would you look at that you're our millionth customer everythings free" she says staring. Tia giggles. "Hey you've been so fun i'll let you kiss it for free. If that's ok with my BF." You nod really wanting to see a little girl on girl action. The cashier leaps over the counter and plants a big juicy kiss on Tia's right cheek. "Pleasure doing business with you." You call out as you and Tia exit.

"Damn French people are freaks." Tia jokes. "Yes 100% now lets get you some tea and go back to being enemies... wait hold on." You quickly pop into a store and come out with a lovely pink handbag.

"Awww its perfect. Your first gift to me" she coos. "I'll put an egg in now ready for after the coach" she smirks. "Right. Takeaway maccies then to the tower" she booms grabbing your hand.