Flirt

You give her your best smile, eyes glancing down to her hips as you tell her the naughty things you'd like to do to her. She only sneers in disgust and before you know it she's thrown you to the ground, her booted foot pressed hard against your balls, pinning you. Before she can call for the guards to throw you out however, you manage to gasp out that you have news from Helgen. Scowling, she yanks you off the ground and marches you to the Balgruuf with your arm pinned behind your back.

The Jarl's arguing with his steward, but their attention turns to you as you approach. Balgruuf is a true nord from his appearance, tall and muscled with long fair blond hair and beard. His hair isn't the only long thing about him, as you can see his hefty sausage hanging out of the bottom of his skirt as he lounged on his throne. The housecarl, Irileth introduces you, stating you have news from Helgen, pushing you forward to speak to him.

Balgruuf perks up at this, sitting up a bit straighter. You quickly relay what you know, deciding to leave out the parts about you being a prisoner and otherwise unflattering things. By the end, everyone seems worried. The dragons returned? In the middle of civil war? Could the end times really be upon us? Balgruuf leads you to his court wizard, Farengar, who believes he may know a way to learn more about this dragon threat. You are instructed to go to Bleak Falls Barrow over Riverwood, and find a dragonstone tablet within its main chamber. If you do, the Jarl assures you that you will be suitably rewarded. The Jarl leaves with the dark elf woman at his side. You can't help but to sneak a look at her ass as she strides off. Farengar notices, chuckling to himself.

"Good luck with that, stranger."