Flash Forward

Elizabeth had a more stable existence as Lamar's wife, but it was certainly not monogamous. He shared her liberally, and it was always quite clear it wasn't monogamous on his end either, as he regularly sampled his other hoes. While not working out a joint custody relationship with Antoine, Elizabeth did occasionally visit her children.

Antoine did find a degree of happiness with Kelly. Although she was a total bimbo, she looked damn good in Antoine's bed, and as time passed, they had their own family of two sons and a daughter.

Douglas and Faith thrived under the ownership of Devonte, becoming the functional equivalent of sister wives, and Faith birthed a trio of children in the bitter Arctic north.

Emily had grown up slightly ditzy from her stepmother's influence, ultimately positing that 'smart is good' and marrying older accountant Morty, his second wife.

Aaron meanwhile was paying interracial porn star Meadow Rain for phone sex, which he was using to try to convince people that he was in an actual relationship with her.

And finally, Katie, who treated Kelly as her role model and idol, had ditched her natural brunette beauty to have her own blonde hair. She was a sports journalist in Atlanta, where she had a reputation as a promiscuous bimbo in her own right.