Finish?

The homeowner and one of her friends ran into the pool house. She offered Gina a t-shirt that was a very tight fit for her and a pair of athletic shorts that were also a very tight fit. Unbeknownst to Gina, the women had rubbed poison ivy in the seat of the shorts and front of the t-shirt.

"What the hell happened to my suit?" She asked.

"Cheap fabric?"

"Did it shrink in the wash?"

"I don't know, but that was so humiliating," said Gina, not noticing the smirks her neighbors were exchanging.

A blushing Gina left the pool house without making eye contact with anyone, gathered her purse, put on her flip flops and went home.

The women in the neighborhood noticed Gina did not flaunt herself as much after that, and after the itchy rash developed across her butt cheeks and chest, Gina knew she had been the victim of cruel pranks.