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'Miss Jenner, Please!" said Charlie.

You sit back down. "What's the big deal? All of us are proud of our butts. Hell, if it weren't for Kim's ass, we'd probably be nobodies. Besides, all of us love anal sex, especially Kim; in fact, she can only orgasm if she has anal."

"I think we may need to wrap this up," said Charlie.

"Yeah, I haven't had a good spanking and butt sex for almost 24 hours," you say. "Or maybe I'll find two men to tag team me. Khloe turned me on to that. Kylie prefers guys pissing on her face after a blowjob though, and Kourtney likes to be bound and gagged during sex. Now if you excuse me, I'm going to find some random guy to fuck me up the ass." You stand up, moon the audience again and skip off to the green room.

_YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU ASSHOLE! _Screamed Kendall in her head before letting loose a torrent of profanity.