Find a Husband

“Doe, I think the first option is our best shot.”

“You want to live a life of luxury as some rich idiot’s plaything?”

“It’s not for me,” you respond, placing your hand on your stomach.

“My my! How selfless of you! I’m particularly looking forward to becoming a rich aunt!”

“I take that to mean I can expect you’re help?”

“Of course!” Said Doe sarcastically, “what kind of friend would I be if I didn’t help a friend in need?”

You sighed. That’s Doe, ever the opportunist. So long as their is profit to be had, you could be that she’ll be lurking around. The bright side to this, however, was that it is usually meant she had a plan for seemingly every occasion.