Fast friends in your dorm commons

You spend more time hanging out with and getting to know the people in your dorms. A variety of people who are not really sexy and have no real relevance to anything sexy, and therefore that the author has no particular interest in. For a second you think that one of them might be a hot girl with some complex, pivotal inner conflict that allows her to either fall in love with you or discover new a dimension of her sexuality with you, but...no, false flag. She is actually basic and very boring, and she's not that hot in different lighting. Still you get to know her and other people around your dorm commons, who will not be named for the author's sanity. You are becoming increasingly popular.