Experiment with a more limited ruleset

You think about your problem and realize you've been too generic. You decide to keep your own ass safe by changing the rule about skipping work to say it is only normal in your part of your town. That shouldn't mess up with the world as a whole too much.

You also figure that you should restrict rules about nudity to places where people won't freeze to ****, and to women who would be attractive to you. The first place you think about is the local swimming pool. You get dressed and head over to the swimming pool. On the way there, you write two rules on the Normality Notebook. First rule states that it is normal for men of exactly your age to use the women's dressing rooms and showers. The second rule states that it is normal for women with bra size D or bigger to appear topless in the swimming pool area (in your part of your town, just to be safe). This should make things interesting.

You arrive at the swimming pool and use your season pass on the gates of the women's dressing area. The lady on the counter greets you happily and doesn't object to you entering the ladies' area. You proceed cautiously, and enter the locker room area, where women in different stages of undress greet your eyes. You are joined by a woman in her twenties, who takes the locker next to yours. She starts undressing and you watch her stripping, mesmerized. She reveals a beautiful black lace par and quickly removes it, too, unveiling a pair of flawless perky breasts. She notices you staring at her and asks "Is something the matter?" with no anger of any sort. You quickly look away and mutter "No, I'm fine" and turn your back to undress. You put on your trunks as quickly as possible to hide your rock hard boner to some degree.

You proceed to the pool area, and are immediately greeted by an unbelievable sight: You see a swim coach, in her mid twenties, overseeing the girls' swim practice, resting a pair of enormous bare breasts on top of her clipboard. She looks at you with her big blue eyes through her glasses and smiles at you.