Evading Vaes Law

Blue was in a nice outside tent bar as he sat down tired as he looked at the bar tender

“What’ll be?”

“Umm… How bout some milk?” Said Blue staring at her big chest..

“Milk, we don’t sell milk here!”

“Really? Coulda fool me with those jugs Hahahahhah!”

“You think this is some sick joke Voe!!!” She said grabbing a bottle of wine

“Yes…. I find this amusing— Owww Fuck!”

He was straight in the head with the wine bottle as he got surrounded by pissed of females.

“We don’t take kindly to your folks around here!!” She said

“Any last words Man Hole!!”

“Yeah got some ink to write this down, here goes!”

Blue grabbed his stool and swung into their legs as he threw it at the bar keepers counter as she ducked..

“GET FUCKED!” Said Blue as he heard some Enforcers outside as he grabbed a bottle of hard liquor and ran..

“Shit Shit SHIT…. I JUST WANTED SOME FUCKING MILK IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK?!!” Said Blue on the run as he bumped into Red..

“There you are, what are you— Hmm?!”

“Shut up sissy princess, we’re leaving this shit!!” Said Blue as he grabbed him by the face as he was accidentally exposing her panties for all the ladies to see…

All the Guredos watched Blue run with Red unintentionally exposing himself as many Guredo enforcers begin to chase them as Blue ripped off a piece of cloth from their tent.

“THIS VOES OUT OF HIS FUCKING MIND!!!!” Said an enforcer as another yelled at him…

“YOU CANT OUTRUN OUR LAW!!!!”

“I JUST FUCKING MIGHT!!!!” Shouted Blue back to them as he broke into a woman’s stone house as she was kissing a pillow with the image of a heavily bearded man as Blue walked outside to see it was still very sunny…

“What’s with you?!” Demanded Red as Blue tied him with some rope he found in the house…

“Shut up and let me the talking!!”

“You’ve already angered them!!!”

“I know now let’s me finish my death sentence here!!” Said Blue as he opened his liquor bottle and stuffed the cloth into as he used his sword to burn the cloth nicely…

“EAT FIRE DIPSHITS!!!” Said Blue as he threw it at the enforcers as it did almost nothing as it just landed in the sand..

“Ahhh Cmon!!!” Said Blue as he just sighed and ran over to Red to grab him as he ran off after committing his crimes that could lead to war..

It was near the evening as Blue stared at the sun closing down as he sighed tired and sweaty…

As he threw Red onto the sand as he fell down tired, Red tired his best to untangle him as he found Blue not to be the best at tying rope as he punched him…

“Owww The hell you doing?!”

“You took me away from my home!!”

“We don’t have a home right now!!!!” Said Blue pissed off holding both his and Reds sword at him..

“There you are, I finally found you two!!” Said a familiar voice as they saw Purple behind them with some supplies..

“Purple, you sly sonna of bitch!” Said Blue

“Hey…. I lost the two of you in the forest what happened?!”

“Ohh not much Reds being all pissy cuz he doesn’t have any of his memories!” Said Blue

“Don’t worry you two, I know a place where we can stay the night!” Said Purple

“Really…. Wait what’s the catch?”

“The catch is I’ve made some new friends that I’m eager for you two to meet!” Said Purple smiling as they walked through the sand some more to there location.