Purple’s new friends

The three of them managed to cross through the miles of desert terrain after a few days..

“Are we there, How much longer?!” Demanded Blue impatiently

“Hmmm Arghhh!!” Moaned Red trying to break free.

“Red, will stop all this shit?!” Demanded Blue.

“Your heart and body is rotten boy, do you know what we do to Voes like that?”

“Nooo…. Please go on and just tell me!!” Said Blue sarcastically

Purple looked at them tired sitting down, he looked around the area and listened to them annoying each other..

“God, what I wouldn’t give to have someone rationally, or better yet a girl to listen to my woes!” Said Purple tired.

“If your leg is bad, you cut off leg!”

Blue listened to Red and sighed.

“Look I’m not cutting off my-“

“If your arm is bad, you cut off arm!”

“Again I’m not-“

“BUT… If your heart is bad!!!”

Red stared mad at Blue, with him just looking a little scared at him..

“You cut off Dick..!”

“……… The fucks wrong with you?!”

“You broke our laws and kidnapped me!!”

“But wanna cut off my dick… no NO NO… the fucks wrong with you…. What would happen if I didn’t have a dick?!”

“Then we’d cut out your heart…”

“THEN WHY DON’T YOU FUCKING KILL ME YOU CROSSING DRESSING BITCH?!!!”

“Are you done over there?” Asked Purple

“Not now, I’m tending with Red The Ripper!!!” Said Blue

“Well I just thought I’d tell we’ve arrived!!”

Blue dragged Red to where Purple was, they all gazed upon a temple of sorts..

They entered it as Purple grabbed a torch and scrapped it against the stone walls to light it.

“Where are we exactly?!” Asked Blue

“This is where the fun begins!” Said Purple

A bunch of topless sages were in the middle of the central room..

“What is this?!” Said Blue a bit amazed

“This… is a dream come true!” Said Purple.

Red was managing to free himself from the rope bondage..

Blue and Purple looked at the now indecent sages having fun with themselves..

Each of them without clothing, drooling all over themselves, they hit each other with their now enormous titters..

“Damn… look at them go….!” Said Boue in awe

“I thought you’d like that!”

Blue and Purple turned around to see Vaati and Shadow Link with Regular Link tied up..

“You like what you see?” Asked Vaati

“Yea I do, but it seems to good to be true!” Said Blue

“Cmon Blue, join us and we can last forever off all this!” Said Purple

Red looked at all this as he was about to leave..

“What do I do?” He thought looking at all this.

1.) Bad End (Happy Gals..)

2.) Red leaves them as Blue joins the dark side.

3.) Red finds a fire rod and attempts to fight back against his oppressors