Chapter 231
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What do you do?
Escort Alice to her room.
"I'll take Alice. Is that all right?" you ask as you look to the golem-girl.
She nods. "Thank you."
"Please come with me, Lady Delphi," says Yin as she gestures a hand towards the hall. They begin to depart, and you do the same, heading to different parts of the manor. There are still quite a few more vacant bedrooms, so it shouldn't be a problem.
You make your way down the hall with Alice walking beside you. It isn't long before you approach a random door, turn the knob, and the two of you make your way inside the bedchamber furnished only with a bed, a desk, and a dresser. It isn't as lively as the ones you and the others have been furnishing, but it at least looks more comfortable than a suit of armour in a storage room.
As you shut the door, she steps over to the bed and takes a seat. She grabs her head and suddenly pops it off, catching you by surprise, and places it next to her. It's certainly something to get used to.
"Will you sit with me for a moment?" she asks.
"Of course." You make your way over and sit beside her. She then lifts her head and hands it towards you. "Uh. Thanks?" you say with confusion.
"I quite like when you are holding my parts. I noticed it when everybody was taking me apart."
You rest her head on your lap. "Sorry. This is not something I'm used to at all. And are you really all right with Delphi? I don't think she's really a bad person. Her power is just kinda... Well, she likes tying people up, and--"
"She ties people up?"
"Oh yeah. I guess you haven't seen that. These purple magic ribbons come out and she'll--"
"Do you think she would show me if I asked?"
"Definitely. That's why you shouldn't ask. Wait, why?"
"No reason. Apologies." Cyan light starts appearing in her cheeks.
Oh no. Not this. Of all people to be total freaks, how is the golem one? Maybe I'm just misunderstanding. That's gotta be it. I'm sure one girl in this house is normal. Maybe that catfolk Snow is just a kind, ordinary lady.
"So is there anything you do know about that mad mage, Alice?"
What do you do?
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