Epilogue Part 1: Valentine’s Day Wedding Prep

Two months passed since Luke was at odds with Freya. The conflict between the Life Binders and the Los Angeles Life Coven ended after their leaders agreed to forge an alliance and take ‘Divine Oaths’ together. Peace was established after extra pay was given to the fey contractors who didn’t see any action.

Today was the day of Luke’s wedding to his former boss Rebecca turned Coven Head Witch, the blue-skinned Siren Queen Taylor Swift, and Leader of the L.A. Life Coven Glinda aka Freya the Norse Goddess of Love and War. Luke had originally planned to just marry Rebecca in early January (when she and Luke’s other women would be 7 months pregnant). But things changed in a big way. It wasn’t very long ago that Luke was a simple inventory manager. All it took was a little magic and main character plot armor and Luke grew fast.

“What a crazy life I live,” Luke thought to himself.

Luke reflected on the past year and all the insane turn of events.

Luke became a ‘Life Wizard’ after impregnating multiple women during the Sunny Day Mall ‘Breeding Ritual’. But his strong sex drive got him into trouble with the Siren Queen, resulting in a royal bite and ‘Soul Curse’. Luckily that curse allowed Luke to entrap the Jinn Queen, which sparked his ‘Jinn Binder’ subclass mutation. But … by becoming the Royal Consort, he was **** to mind-battle with the Jinn nobility. After his success in battle, Luke earn the position of Astral Duke Smith the ‘Grand Breeder’. He could have comfortably retired in the Astral but instead, he returned to his many baby mamas on Earth. By monopolizing his newfound powers, Luke grew his coven. By ‘Soul-Linking’ many prevailing women, he was able to mount a rescue of the Siren Kingdom. The rescue mission led Luke into a direct confrontation with Dr. Blood, resulting in both of them evolving into demigods. In the end, the Siren people were saved with Luke becoming the Siren King and ‘God of Siring’. But … unfortunately, his unique divine-level powers made other demigods fear him. This led Luke to be bullied into enslaving evil demigods as Earth’s Divine Jailor. But … that led Luke into conflict with the L.A. Life Coven. Luckily Luke was able to broker an alliance. An alliance that needs a wedding to complete.

“Valentine’s … today of all days. The day of my wedding … to 3 powerful women. Funny how it is exactly 8 months since the start of all this … the Sunny Day Mall Breeding Ritual,” Luke mused.

“You can’t make this shit up,” Luke thought as he looked through the eyes of his many active avatars.

Luke’s unique ‘Lesser Omnipresence’ allowed him to operate dozens of avatars all at once. This afforded him the luxury of individually sleeping next to his 59 (very pregnant) lovers every night (soon to be 60 with Freya). It was no surprise to anyone that Luke insisted that all his very pregnant personal lovers attended his formal wedding in the Astral Sea.

“Hold still,” Shannon chided as she activated her ‘Arcane Transmogrify’ ability.

“Sorry,” Luke said being pulled from his thoughts.

Luke was putting on his wedding tuxedo with the help of Shannon. His first baby mama was uniquely qualified to make rapid tailoring adjustments.

“Couldn’t we have held the ceremony on Earth? The Astral Sea is not my first choice. You should have let Freya host the ceremony. I have my full workshop at ‘The Sunny Bump!’,” Shannon complained.

“Well, I could teleport us there and back, but I lose all my avatars when traveling between realms. Can’t you just summon new fabrics and tools with magic?” Luke said watching Shannon manifest a bow tie out of thin air.

“True but you’re the one who wanted me to make two additional tuxedos at the last minute … right before the ceremony. I could work faster in my workshop at the Sunny Day Mall or my shop in Atlantis,” Shannon said poking Luke’s side.

Luke smiled at that. The decision while late … still seemed appropriate in hindsight. Two additional Luke avatars in the wedding will make each of his official wives feel like equals. While also making the audience feel the ceremony isn’t too polygamous.

“Great, put those over there,” Shannon said as two thin Jinn maids walked in.

Shannon eyed the women's flat bellies until they left.

“I understand the ‘Land of Dreams’ was the only neutral territory everyone could agree on,” Shannon said adjusting Luke’s tie.

“I still say at The Sunny Day Mall or Atlantis would have been better. Baby bumps are common there. But here … everyone can easily identify me as your woman,” Shannon said pointing down to her giant belly.

Luke stepped back and admired his first baby mama. He loved admiring all his women. But his bossy chocolate-skinned goddess was rocking the bump more than the others. It was probably just his personal biases or the fact that she sported a giant Kardashian butt to compliment her 8-month pregnant belly.

“I wonder if I should make baby bumps a requirement for all female guests. Then Shannon wouldn't stand out. ... Most of the guests are already pregnant from his 'Title Ceremony', ... we could accelerate everyone’s pregnancies. Or hand out fake baby bumps. … No, that would be silly. … but … maybe … if … I was hosting the wedding ceremony in the ‘City of Bellies’,” Luke thought to himself.

Luke did love his Kingdom of Atlantis, aka the city of bellies. It was the city where he used the ‘Seeding Ritual’ which allowed him to impregnate the all-female population. Resulting in the 20,000 fertile siren citizens there to sport large baby bumps.

“Shannon, you’re a Life Witch bound to a famous Life Wizard. You will be recognized anywhere you go. … And what is so wrong with being identified as my woman?” Luke asked with a smile.

“Nothing, I just,” Shannon said as Ruby walked in.

“Shannon are the other suits ready?” the Jinn Princess asked in a rush.

“Yes, yes,” Shannon said pointing to the other Luke avatars.

One was reading a book, while the other was pacing on the balcony.

“Great, take these,” Ruby said handing each Luke a different flower.

“Your partners will be based on your flower. Blue is for Taylor, Yellow for Freya, and Red for Rebecca,” Ruby said before waddling out to the door.

“I thought everyone was going to use Green,” Shannon protested.

“Last minute change to avoid confusion,” Luke said using the memories of his other avatars.

“All right you 3, hop to it,” Ruby barked.