Entry #9

Dear diary,

It’s your girl. No more of this shit about me being a terrible slutty bad person for coming here. I’m doing good things and getting nothing in return. This chick is literally Riley and I helped her out of her shell tonight. It’s all good. A little skinny dipping at FUTA. Shit, I’ll be able to tell my grandkids that Adella from FUTA tried to feel me up under the water in a pond in Florida. LOL. She said she had the wrong person. Who was she after? I guess some other redhead.

I just wish I could’ve gotten some of that beer.