Emilia Clarke

John had been on a Game of Thrones Binge lately, so he hypnotized Emilia Clarke.

"Emilia, make a kissy face."

Emilia obeyed.

"Emilia, when I wake you, you will become my permanently kissy faced wife. You can no longer speak because of your new facial expression, so you speak through texts on your phone instead."

John then woke Emilia, who used her new facial expression to shower him in kisses.

John had a fun idea. He would get daughters, because having daughters who had to listen to their mother via text seemed funny.

Ana de Armas would become a pink-wearing, party loving bimbo daughter.

Bebe Rexha would become the shy nerd, who would show her sexy side only when streaming on Twitch.

And Kate Upton would be the athletic cheerleader, who spent most of her time dancing and practicing her cheers.

John brought his daughters back.