Elligee begins the show

Stepping through the entrance to the tent, Daisy was surprised to see just how many people were inside. Cheap metal folding chairs were crammed together tightly in front of a small pop-up wooden stage with tall red curtains. Aside from the narrow aisle splitting the seating area in half, every free inch of space was accounted for. Nearly all the seats were taken, save for a pair of aisle seats in the back row, so that's where she plopped herself down.

After a few minutes of idling on her phone, the light coming from the entrance vanished and she looked over to see the woman tying it shut. Understanding the show was about to begin she put her phone away and began drumming her fingers on her legs. She had never been to a live magic show before, so she was a bundle of excitement!

White smoke started billowing out from behind the curtains, spilling over the stage and rolling across the grassy ground. There was a sudden bright flash of light and large puff of dark smoke at the center of the stage. Emerging from within was the woman from the sign clad in the same form-fitting suit, though in person it accentuated her curves much more noticeably.

"Hello and greetings to you, one and all! My name is, as I'm sure you're all very well aware, Elligee the Elegant!" She paused for a lengthy round of applause, milking it for all it was worth before continuing. "I would like to personally thank each and every one of you for attending my show tonight! Unfortunately that would take all night, so I'll settle for a simple all-encompassing thank you!"

Pacing across the stage, she adjusted the white gloves adorning her hands. "Now, I can't help but notice that there aren't any children in the audience for my final show. Which is a real shame, because kids are the easiest fans to please when it comes to magic. Makes me look a lot better when half the crowd is applauding for a card trick!"

Pausing for the audience's brief laughter, she stopped to face the crowd head-on. "But, on the bright side this means I can perform some of my favorite tricks! Of course, I'll be saving the best for la..."

She suddenly stopped and raised a finger before sneezing rather exaggeratedly into her arm, causing a white dove to fly out from behind her. She acted surprised, looking to her side at the landed bird before laughing. "Oh, that wasn't a trick, that's just my manager. Total birdbrain."

Daisy smiled at the joke, amused but not nearly as much as those laughing around her seemed to be. Not wasting a second more, Elligee continued on with her opening act. "Most magicians have a set routine, but me? I like to go with the flow and roll with the audience's punches. So, dear audience, you are going to decide what my first real trick will be.

"Show of hands, who wants to see me disappear?" Most of the audience, including Daisy, raised their hands. "Alright, and who wants to see me strip naked and ride around on a unicycle while juggling bowling pins?" There was some laughter and a few people raised their hands, thinking they were simply playing along with the joke. "Only ten? Guess I'm not as enticing as I used to be. Oh well, disappearing it is!"

Reaching into her pocket, the magician retrieved a small marble and presented it to the crowd for a moment. Once she was sure everyone had gotten a good look she effortlessly crushed it between her fingers. A plume of smoke erupted from her hand and engulfed her on the stage, clearing out after only a few seconds. To everyone's delight, she had vanished from the stage! Though she left something lying on the stage in her place, a black lacy bra!

"Whoopsie!" Daisy nearly jumped right out of her dress from the sudden exclamation, turning to see Elligee now sitting directly besides her in the empty seat. "It seems I've forgotten something!"

The audience's applause was deafening, with one particular blonde girl being the most enthusiastic. She had absolutely no idea how such a trick could even begin to be possible, and truth be told she didn't want to learn how! Standing up from her seat, Daisy allowed Elligee to squeeze past, shyly averting her gaze as the magician gave her a suggestive wink.

Sauntering her way down the aisle to bask in the praise for as long as possible, she eventually made her way back onstage. Picking her discarded undergarment off the floor, she strangely put it on atop her clothes. After a few seconds of laughter, she raised a hand and silently began counting down from five. Clenching her hand into a fist, she swiped her opposite arm down in front of herself, making the bra disappear in the blink of an eye.

"And for all the curious perverts in the audience..." She unbuttoned her suit jacket and the first few buttons of her dress shirt, winking as she flashed her cleavage. "It's back where it belongs."

To say she had the audience in the palm of her hand would be an understatement, she could wiggle her foot around to untie her shoe and they'd applaud at this point! After rebuttoning herself back up, she paced across the stage and let the excitement naturally die down. "Now, let's vote on our next trick, shall we?