Election Night

It was a formality. Elizabeth was running as a Republican in South Carolina after all. And Moses was tucked far away, out of sight, out of mind, focused moreso on his lecherous schemes than on his wife's political ascension. But as he saw her on the TV, pandering to the adoring crowds after the victory ... he realized that now was the time to give his wife a baby bump, and to send a real message to the people of this great state.