Dunno about you, but sure looks like a cock to Natsu…

“Hey! What the hell?” Natsu cried out and raised his arms to ward off the sight.

The weird guy, Enzo, approached Natsu from behind and put a hand on his shoulder. “What’s wrong sir Natsu?”

“That’s not a spear! That’s…. That’s…” Natsu stammered.

“Oh, my. What a mighty spear…” Erza said, leaning forwards in her seat. Her mouth gaped slightly as she studied Donny’s “spear.”

“See Natsu?” Enzo said, “Erza thinks it’s a spear. And so do Mavis and Wendy. Isn’t that right, girls?”

Like Erza, Wendy and Mavis were openly gawking at the weapon raised from Donny’s crotch.

“What’s the problem?” Enzo asked again.

Natsu slowly lowered his arms and glanced at the long and thick, pulsating dark-red weapon with a bulbous tip.

“T-that’s the ugliest spear I’ve seen in my life,” Natsu muttered.

“Don’t judge a magic weapon by it’s appearance,” Enzo said, “Guildmaster Mavis, don’t you think you should test out young master’s magic spear and see its capabilities for yourself?”

“Hmmm? Oh! Y-yes… I should, shouldn’t I?” Mavis stammered and smiled. For some reason, she was blushing deeply and her breath had picked up. “S-sorry, I’m feeling strange…”

“That’s just the young master’s magic in effect,” Enzo countered, “Look at Natsu. He’s experiencing the effect as well.”

Natsu glanced down at his crotch and saw that a tent had erected itself on his trousers. “What the heck!” Natsu gasped as he tried to press the tent back down.

“I-I s-see. I guess that explains it,” Mavis said.

Donny just sat back against the couch with a sly grin on his face. “Well, don’t let me stop you. You guys are the experts on magic, no? Tell me if I’m good enough to join Fairy Tail!”