Dr. Verlax and His "Wife", Enjoying The Bar

"You know my love, I think you are just so cute when you are drunk!" The doctor's commented on his wife who was sitting at a table, and was leaning over a bit, her tits nearly falling out of her top. She didn't have much personality, but had an amazing figure.

"Mooo?" The woman replied.

"That's exactly what I'm saying!" He leaned in and whispered. "I think it is unbelievable that the company didn't want the wife of their amazing R&D head to be in the photo-shoot. They said you were offputting for the brand! Can you believe that?! You are the cutest cow in the whole wide world!"

"Mooo!" She replied, excitedly.

"My sentiments exactly, my dear. Oh, I love you so much." Dr. Verlax pulled her in, and wrapped his arm around her. He kissed her on the cheek. There were a few other company employees in the bar, and they tried their best to ignore the obviously damaged woman and the mad doctor.

"I am such a lucky man to have such a beautiful and perfect wife. I don't know what I'd do without you, honey." He took a sip of his drink. "I can't wait until our anniversary next week."

"Mooo!" She shouted.

"What? No, I've never cheated on you with my assistant Anna. That's absolutely crazy talk!" Dr. Verlax lied.

"Moo." She was unconvinced.

"Never."

"Moo."

"I'm serious, darling. Never."

"Moo."

"Not even during the last Christmas party!" Verlax looked visibly annoyed.

"Moo!"

"I don't know why you have such a problem with her, she's a lovely woman and a great scientist like myself!"

"Moo!"

"Oh, you're so silly." Verlax just chuckled lightly and gave his wife a playful pat on the head. "You know I don't date smart people!"

The two continued some more senseless banter until Verlax had to leave to help set up some camera equipment for the photo shoot.