Doinkette the Clown

Age: 41

Height: 5’9

Weight: 189 lbs

Nationality: Irish

Style: Comedy Wrestling

Finisher: Testicular Claw

Signatures: Brain Claw, Stomach Claw, Mandible Claw, Cream Pie, Whoopie Cushion (Seated Senton), Modified Stump Puller (Her version targets a different body part)

Likes: Slapstick comedy, Pranks, Ball-Busting, Submission victories, Public humiliation, Doink the Clown

Dislikes: Sourpusses, Prudes, People who can’t take a joke, Pinfall victories

Strengths: Getting Messy, Testicular ****, Exposing Opponents

Weaknesses: Hardcore Wrestling, Shameless Wrestlers

Appearance: Blistering green curly hair, white face paint with red nose and red lips and blue around the eyes, amber eyes, pudgy and wide, incredible badonkadonk

Outfit: Form-fitting blue overalls with yellow buttons, yellow collared shirt with red and white polka dot tie, brown boots, big pocket on front of overalls

Description: The worst kind of clown, the kind that finds pain and humiliation hilarious. Doinkette will do everything in her power to embarrass and belittle her opponent. She’ll pie you in the face, strip you naked, and put you in all kinds of precarious predicaments. She also has a fondness for breaking balls, literally. She loves to attack the groin, male or female, but she is partial to male genitals. Either way, she just wants to hear you scream.