Doe Studios hits it big online

You wake up the next morning, lovingly wrapped in a pile of your girls, and a buzzing on your phone. Your morning school alarm, which you forgot to silence last night in all the revelry. It takes a moment to free your hand from the pile of naked flesh, but all the girls on your bed are sleeping the sleep of the utterly demolished, and none of them stir. Clicking out of your alarm, however, brings a stunning surprise.

Not having a more complex plan than "film bitches, make money", you set up your first video on PornHub late last night. Before sending most of your party guests home, you told them your new channel name and had easy a few hundred subscribers before you even posted, but now your stats look like a server glitched out somewhere. Subscribers in the thousands, views in the _millions _for your first orgy video, and only increasing every time you refresh. The comments are alive with guys, and scrolling through them and seeing all the different languages shows that, yeah, you've grown a pretty worldwide fanbase overnight.

You return to your homescreen to look at your other apps, which are stuffing notifications out of every orifice and causing your phone to nearly freeze up.

Twitter? Overwhelmed. Email? Bottomless.

There is also one direct SMS message hanging out in your inbox, from an unlisted number.

Having fun lol?
u gotta invite me next time
I love shit like that, roman style
i mean like they killed me and all but those parties were fun as fukkkk
This is JC btw 0:P

Of course.

You nudge Grace awake and put her to work nursing your morning wood, a task she sleepily sinks into. Only a minute in, Keira rouses next to her and joins in. Your two girls look like lazy kittens, purring and pawing at you with simple, blissful contentment. For the first time in life, you finally feel like a winner.