Dina House vs. Ivan the Monk

Generic music comes on.

"Coming to the ring first, she's perky, she charming." Cloudy says, "Everything you want in a first screw, she's Dina House!"

Out comes Dina in a red bikini.

"And here comes Dina in a cute red bikini. As we all know Dina is the host of the popular, "Popular screws around the world. One of my favorites."

"Not one of mine." Mcvan says.

Dina comes into the ring and prances around a bit, holding her hands out and winks at the cameras.

The music changes to sound of bells chiming and monks chanting.

"And her opponent accompanied by Ebony Saint, coming from parts unknown, He is Ivan the Monk!"

Ivan comes out in a hood with Ebony next to him.

"Some would call him mad, but I would call him dreamy."

"Yes, I agree with you. It was hard to find a male wrestler this year and how do I felt when Ebony came up to me with Ivan in tow ready to fight. I jumped at the chance to sign him up."

Ivan gets in the ring and takes off his hood, revealing his muscular body.

Ebony takes off her trench coat to reveal dark latex outfit she has on with a red cross right between her breasts.

"Wow, look at Ebony instead of the usual red and gold she has on, she's wearing all black."

"I like it. Its a good look for her."

Ebony gets out of the ring and both wrestlers look at each other when the bell rings.