Daniel

I was always interested in oddities and old collectibles. This shop was some place that I had wanted to visit for a long time. There were many objects that were fascinating in here. I found a silver orb that had strange glyphs on it, a pewter cauldron that could be a really cool prop for a witches pot, a couple of magic wands. One of the wands was made of a soft wood that you could almost squeeze. I took interest in some of the writing on it which did not appear to be carved but also did not appear to be written in a common ink. I asked the proprietor about the wand and he smiled at me and said it was a unique wand but that I had to use it with extreme care.

I smiled with carefree interest and asked how much for the wand. The shopkeeper said that it was strengthened with each use but that if I did not use it correctly it could cause events to affect me. I grinned with curiosity at the proprietors genuine concern that this wand could indeed create actual magic and again asked about the price. He said, well ok, thirty dollars, and twenty if you want instruction. I smiled and handed him thirty dollars.

So what is it supposed to actually do?

Remove a person's clothes, he told me, then went back to do some inventory.