Damsels in distress, Knights in armor, there's been a mix up.

There was a girl fighting the creatures, wielding a warhammer and a shield. She had a long chain mail hauberk on, ending mid thighs with sturdy armored greaves on her lower legs but the rest was exposed. John recognized one of the two girls he couldn't Observe at school.
But he had gained a lvl and trained this skill so he tried again.

Lady Moira Brighton
Lvl17 paladin
<Warden of the Golden Rose>
566/700hp
Relationship: -10 (-20)

"Fuck!" he let escape without thinking. She was the highest lvl person he met yet. And a Paladin? Maybe he wasn't the only one with those strange powers after all.

She was swinging madly into the fray, the goo girls exploded but reformed quickly to their initial shape only missing part of their health bar.

"Hey you! Who are you and what are you doing here? " she shouted at him.

Damn! She heard him.

"Hey Moira it's me John from school. What is happening here? What are these creatures and why can't I leave?" he shouted at her from afar, not willing to tangle with the goo girls.

"Curses, how did a civilian get trapped in this Protected Space, it is worse than what the Order told me. Don't worry John I will save you. Just try to stay away from these creatures," she said, then she noticed the half eaten bottoms of his pants and shoes, her own leather pants were long gone, only her enchanted equipment survived and the hauberk had missing links and small holes.

"Did one of these creatures touch you? How did you escape it? " she asked him.

He didn't have time to reply, a Goo girl had snuck behind him and he had to run. The only path free of these creatures led him to a covered bus stop just beside the place where Moira was fighting.

Hoping his agility would compensate for his lack of strength he jumped on the trash can next to it and tried climbing on the roof.

He lost 6hp in the maneuver, he would probably have a broken rib without Gamer's body but he was safe there.

"Ah, I mean... I seem to have gotten some strange powers. The one that attacked me was small and once it fed I was able to kill it with Magic bolt," he said trying to catch his breath.

"Wait? YOU are a mage? How could I miss that? Hey you just got those powers right? That why I didn't spot you earlier. What is it that you said about these creature feeding?" she asked him. She looked tired, John on the other hand was feeling OK all the time since he got his powers, any effort that left him tired or breathless dissipated in seconds.

"Well I have a spell that gives me a way to know things about what I cast it on. They eat fluids from other creatures and once fed they stay motionless for a while and take more damage when attacked. It also says they are nearly immune to physical damage, that's why they reform after you hit them with your hammer. What is a Protected Space and what is happening, seriously?" he explained.

Talking to him distracted her, the slimes seemed unable to get a grip on her but their strikes ate the chain mail bit by bit, revealing that she either hadn't worn anything under it or that those clothes were already gone.

"I don't get how so much of your clothes survived. What kind of fluids are we talking about?" she replied still fighting the onslaught of creatures, some John noticed had ten inch long cock like tentacles sprouting in front of them.

"That's a bit embarrassing, I had to remove my clothes to stop it from eating them and when it reached my waist, well... You know..." he replied trying not to blush.

"You peed on it? That's it?"

"It could work I think but no, it was the other thing."

"Eww, you shat yourself?"

"Ok, well fuck it. The damn thing grabbed my cock and made me cum into it!"

"Ohh, that! Gross, how could you get off to a pile of goo? You say you got it with magic?"

"Yes, you must have too. Most of the ones around you are around half health."

"You can know that? Interesting! OK do it again. Remove your clothes and feed them some fluids so I can beat them. I can use Holy smite, but I'll have to focus on those that are digesting."

John was looking at how the fight was going, Moira held up. The resilience of paladins was legendary and these creatures didn't even try to hurt very much, they wanted to capture their prey alive to feed on it.

The chain mail shirt was failing John used Observe on it.

Training Hauberk: special item. This chain mail shirt is worn by Knights and Paladins for training or light missions.
15 DEF
+1 END
5/50 durability.

If he waited a little bit the shirt would disappear totally.