DISGUISE HIMSELF AS A WOMAN!

His father is or was a fashion stylist/make up artist to stars like Madonna, Cher, Shania Twain, Dolly Parton, and other 1990's celebrities....teaching his son the in's and out's of the business. Robert puts in fake teeth, putting make up on, a brassiere, glasses, a frumpy large dress, nylons, and a salt and pepper shoulder length wig leaving the house.

He's spotted by a 21 year old hot female who is walking her dog, "here let me help you Miss"...."Kleinschmidt, Hannah Kleinschmidt, "Du bist ein hübsches Fräulein" (you are a pretty young lady), "danke schön Püppchen" (thank you sweetie)!

"I thought an old man lived here with his son"? "He did" speaking in a German accent, "he died...I bought the house, his son no idea what happened to him", "to bad the son was kind of a hunk...had a muscular build, where are you headed"?

"Gomez Realtors on Main Street, I want to purchase a business...open a shop dearie". "If you don't mind I'll walk with you", "you're so kind of course you can..what's your name"? "Olivia...Rodrigo, this is my dog lollipop, I named her because I love sucking on a lollipop", Robert knows that lollipop is a sexual reference for oral sex, does Olivia enjoy oral sex?