Criminal Kooks

With a painful groan you sit up, one hand rubbing at the now prominent lump on your skull as you turn to the surprisingly sheepish looking Gina, “It’s alright…though I have to say, that’s one hell of a way to make an entrance.”

Gina chuckles a bit as she crosses her arms, “It’s kinda what I do bud, the names Gina Rancid.”

Turning to the red clothed Texan girl she gives you a pleasant smile, “Betty Numerous as your service handsome.”

“Well it’s nice to meet you,” You say with a small smirk, your gaze turning to Wykkyd as you place a calming hand atop her still fretting head, “Angel here’s been telling me all about you.”

“Angel huh?” Gina’s voice is filled with a heavy hint of suspicion as her expression goes from embarrassed to irritated, “What’s your relationship with my little sis?”

Despite the worry that appears on Wykkyd’s face you give her a gentle smile, your face turning up to Gina as you speak honestly and with a straight forward tone, “Right now? I’d have to say that I’m deeply in love with her…”

Gina blushes at your answer, her pale cheeks lighting up a bit more despite her growing glare, “really now? How do we know this ain’t some kinda trick?”

You are about to respond but Wykkyd rounds on Gina, her brilliant ruby red eyes glaring out as she retrieves yet another card from her endless and seemingly invisible supply. Without another thought Wykkyd tosses the card to Gina, something that she easily snatches out of the sky and reads silently to herself. The more Gina reads the more her face turns a deep scarlet hue, more and more blood rushing to her face until her complexion goes form slightly pale to making a tomato envious. Looking from the card to Wykkyd and back again a few times Gina coughs a bit, her voice nervous and slightly shaken as she pockets the card, “F-Fine…g-geeze sis, I’m just trying to look out for yah…no need to give me such a…detailed description of yer love life.”

Looking from Gina to Wykkyd you can see a blush has bloomed on the mute beauty, the contents of her card reveled to everyone causing more embarrassment to flood her expression. Despite this you can only chuckle, your lips lightly pecking hers as you softly whisper, “I don’t mind Angel…though maybe I’d like to see how descriptive you are about when we make love~”

This sends Wykkyd into a blushing meltdown which in turn causes her to shove her face into your chest and hide away from the world, the sheer heat of her flushed cheeks enough to send a vibrant heat all throughout your chest. Chuckling softly you give Wykkyd a little pat on the head before turning to Betty, your smile kind and your tone apologetic as you speak to the third member of the female trio, “Sorry about ignoring you Miss Betty. I am going to assume you were the one to patch me up a bit when I got hit so thank you very much.”

Betty giggles and gives you a slight wink, “No problem sugah, Ah’ve gotta lot of experience patchin’ people up with Gina around.”

In response to this Gina growls, her embarrassment forgotten as she snarls, “Hey! I don’t get hurt that much! At least…not anymore…”

Sensing a distinctive downturn in the mood of the two vocal girls you look between them with confusion, your eyebrow raised as you speak up, “Er…is everything alright?”

Betty sighs softly and turns to you, “Ah take it Wykkyd’s already told y’all ‘bout what we used tah do?”

Nodding a bit you respond, “You were criminals?”

Betty nods right back, “Yeah, kinda had tah look out for one another sugah, kinda the law of the land with us criminals.”

Grunting Gina catches you attention, her arms crossed over her chest as she mumbles, “But then those Titans caught us one too many times…they said if we didn’t get on the straight and narrow we get the axe.”

“Executed?” You say with surprise, “What exactly did you do?”

Betty sighs as she rubs the back of her neck, “Three strikes sugah, one bank, one grand theft auto, and one…well let’s just say we used up about twelve of our three strikes and only now did they get two of them tah stick…”

From her place in the doorway Grin grumbles a bit, “Damn public defendants…”

Rolling your eyes you groan, “Well…at least it’s nothing like **** or something.”

Quickly Betty shakes her head, her hands raising up in a defensive gesture, “No, no, we’d nevah wan ah part ah that! Say what y’all like, we ain’t murderers!”

Gina nods in confirmations which causes you to sigh in relief, at least the programmers didn’t give them a history like that. Giving Wykkyd a few slight strokes down the back of her hair you turn up to the other two, “So…I take it you’re here to take Wykkyd back home?”

Betty laughs nervously as Gina turns her gaze away from you, “Eh heh…about that sugah…”