Craig - 35 year old husband not getting any

Craig was the picture of average as a 5’9” tall 175 lbs brown hair brown eyes white guy working a simple middle class office job driving a bland sedan. He was just the average guy with an average penis 5.1” long 4.75” girth when hard, 3.25” long and 3.3” girth when soft. His wife Judy was a reasonably attractive kindergarten teacher. The 5’1” blue eyed blonde haired 115 lbs, 32 B breast. Since she went back to work after their youngest kid Cheri started school 2 years ago they just haven’t had the sex life they had loved in their 20s and early 30s. Craig often feels like it’s his bleak average nature that is killing his relationship. One evening as he was checking Facebook he got a message in his inbox from adequately inadequate and he clicked the link. He decided to take the quiz to see if he could be better for his wife. "List only truths. Anything that isn't truth will be automatically corrected to something less desirable. Do you accept these terms? Yes/No”

He selected yes.

1) How Tall are you? A. 5’9”

2) How old are you? A. 35

3) Do you exercise? A. Sometimes

4) What is your build? A. Athletic?

5) Is your SO hot? A. Absolutely

6) Do you have grey hairs? A. No

7) Do you have a desirable sex life? A. No

8) How long is your erect penis? A. 6 inches

9) How girthy is your erect penis? A. Very?

10) How often do you have sex with your wife? 1 day/week

11) How many times does your wife orgasm per session? 1 time

12) How long is your flaccid penis? A) 4.5”

13) How girthy is your flaccid penis?) A. Average?

Submit or reevaluate?

Craig submitted his answers.

Truths and consequences.

1) true no inadequate addition

2) true no inadequate addition

3) true no inadequate addition

4) Slim becoming more inadequate

5) exaggeration becomes reality

6) Some becoming more inadequate

7) true no inadequate addition

8) average size is 5.1” you were average

9) average is 4.5-4.75” you were average

10) True no inadequate addition

11) 0 she did on occasion

12) average flaccid penis is 3.25” you were average

13) average flaccid girth is 3.3” you are average no inadequate addition.

Craig passed out. When he awoke his pants were really loose on him as was his shirt. He went to go pee and his penis was just the head resting on the edge of his pubic mound. He looked in the mirror and was mostly grey headed. When he left the restroom Judy came around the corner she was a knockout. She was now 5’9” 140 lbs with 34 DD and the perfect ass she looked like a pornstar.