Cosmetic changes

Xander had an moment of near divine clarity as he looked at a new customer of the Espresso Pump. A very nice looking woman had walked in wearing a very skimy halter top, short short combo. Something that should have delighted him being a hormonal teen boy and all but instead it had turned him off. All because the nice looking lady walked in with some of the worst boob implants Xander had ever seen. Unnaturally round and hard as rocks. The lady looked like she had flesh colored bowling balls bouncing on her chest, her skin stretched so tight it looked painful.

No. Just no. This would not stand. There had to be a better way for women to achieve bigger boobs without looking like that. He just had to think of the right words.

It took him longer then he would have liked to admit to find the best idea. Originally he had thought to give every woman big tits but that still wouldn't work as some women would still want to go bigger. Also he did enjoy small tits, they were cute, he didnt want to never see them again. So he needed to come up with a different way to do boob jobs, one that didnt involve sacks of silicone being crammed into womens tits.

Old Rule: Seventy years ago medical science discovered a way to enlarge womens breasts with the hormones that usually cause breast growth during pregnancy, injections of these hormones are administered over the course of a month toballow the body to adjust to new hormone level and to begin to produce matching levels on its own. The larger the breasts the longer the series of injections would take and may exceed the normal month long time line. The enlargement injections are cheap and easy to afford, like a flu shot. Side effects happen in more then 80% of women. Side effects include increased sensitivity to touch in the breasts and nipples, increases in the size and length of nipples, possible lactation and increased rampant sexual desire. Women who experience all or some side effects are known to be more sexually active and less discriminate about who they sleep with. The side effects have been nicknamed the 'Hornies' by women who experience them.

Xander cast a glance over at the women who had inspired his... 'civic minded' last rule. He was pleased to see that the rock hard bowling balls were gone and in their place was a pair of very natural looking big ol' tiddies. Although given the tenting in her halter top it seemed the lady A wasnt wearing a bra and B was experiencing some side effects as she had some damn big nipples sticking out.

Now what else could he do that would help the fairer sex and their battle with... what to even call it? Men's unrealistic standards of sexiness? The Barbie paradox of being a hot blonde with big tits, tiny waist, big butt and long legs and smooth all over who weighs less then a pound?

There was something in there he just had to think about it. He'd taken care of the big boob problem in a very well thought out way, if he did say so himself, so what could he do about the other problems in a similar manner?

Old Rule: Medical science also developed a one time shot that can stop hair growth permanently in certain areas at the same time as their breast growth shot. Over 90% of Women use the shot to kill hair growth in the arm pits, legs and private areas. And in some trouble cases areas like the upper lip or a unibrow. Some Males also get the shot to take care of things like a unibrow or a very hairy back. Side effects occur in women that depend on the site of injections. Injections to a womans private parts can lead to increased sexual desires, an increased in the size of the clitoris and labia, and an increase in the production of vaginal lubrication. Which is the main reason side effects are nicknamed the 'Hornies' by women who experience side effects.

Xander sat back and allowed himself to review his new memories. He was mostly pleased. Almost every woman took the shot or at least the shot in some places. Nobody wanted to shave hairy armpit it seemed other areas had varying degrees of coverage.

The only thing he was really displeased with is thay he had inadvertently wiped out one of his favorite things in porn. 'The Land Strip' didnt exist anymore. He hadnt realized how much he enjoyed that little tuft of pubic hair until it was completely erased from history.

Well he could fix that. It shouldnt be so hard to think of a way to make women want to have a little pubic hair. He was on a role with this hormone injections idea. And hey, he could do more then just bring back the landing strip he could even help men out with this one.

New Rule: Modern science has a way to enable targeted hair growth that has been slowly released over the last ten years. Developed as a cure for baldness a series of injections over a gridded pattern will cause specifically designed hair growth. Men and women can equally use the hair growth shot. Women normally use the growth shot to experiment with designed pubic hair shapes like the landing strip or a heart. Side effects are only found in women and only in those who have injections for pubic hair growth. Side effects include an increase in sexual desire, an increase to the size of the clitoris and labia and in increase in the production of vaginal lubrication.

The compounding of side effects from various shots for breast growth, stopping hair growth and then causing certain hair growth has given rise to what women have dubbed 'Super Horny'. A state of sexual super excitement that is near or equal to a state of naturally occurring nymphomania. Physically identifiable by unusually large breast with long, thick nipples that express milk when orgasming, hairless save for their head and a small amount of pubic hair, an erect clitoris that has swelled to three times it normal aroused size, large swelled labia that are excessively coated in vaginal lubrication.

Xander nodded his head as he 'suddenly' remembered that over the last few years a reemergence of pubic hair on pornstars. He was pleased to see not just little landing strips but also hearts and various shapes and designs showed up in porn. Usually on women who were really really 'super horny'. Pornstars seemed to have developed a new strain of side effect you could call 'super duper horny' as the women started out bald down under, got a shot to grow some hair, then got a shot to take the hair away, then got a shot to grow hair in a new pattern, rinse and repeat. The side effects compounding time and time again. Some pornstars had swelled so much there was now a fetish as they had a gigantic sized labia and clitoris.

Xander had to shake his head at that one. He shouldn't be surprised. Really he shouldn't. People were people and people were pervs, of course they would find a way to make it weirder.

The only thing he had left to do was to make sure the damn pervs didnt get themselves killed having shot after shot.

Old Rule: Shots for breasts growth, shots to stop hair growth and shots to cause hair growth are all non fatal when taken together or apart. They can not be abused to become fatal. The most an overdose of injections could do is cause significant growth upto gigantic sizes in affected body parts.

That oughtta do it Xander put down his pencil and looked up at his newly enhanced world.