@TrickNickyF: I'm sliding into your DMs :3
@Tayl0rVas: You've been sliding through my brain all day
@TrickyNickyF: Lol, wtf are we like that grossly adorable couple that everyone hates?
@Tayl0rVas: YES!!!! OMG we so TOTALLY are, I luv it!!!!!!
@TrickyNickyF: No! We can't be those lesbians who bring a U-Haul to the second date. That's so cliche.
@Tayl0rVas: Admit it, if I asked you to move in with me you totally would, you LOOOOOVE me. I know because you kept yelling it in the back seat of my car ;-)
@TrickyNickyF: Those were extenuating circumstances, I can't be blamed for anything I say when someone is going to town on my clit like that. Seriously how do you girls not spend your whole lives just masturbating?
@Tayl0rVas: Come on, just because you're just now dipping your cute little toes into the world of fashion, doesn't mean I don't think you're a real girl. I spent plenty of time inspecting that amazing pussy of yours.
@TrickyNickyF: I just mean, things have been kind of weird lately. Right?
@Tayl0rVas: Totally, ever since Madison and Joey hooked up it's like the world just stopped making sense.
@TrickyNickyF: Wait, you also think that's weird?
@Tayl0rVas: I mean, like, no offense, but I would not have guessed that. And your mom too. Sry. No offense babe. I would never get in the middle of Joey's love life, and she seems nice. I just am a bit surprised.
@TrickyNickyF: RIGHT?!?!?
@Tayl0rVas: Totally. And like, that's not all.
@TrickyNickyF: For sure. Wait. What do you mean?
@Tayl0rVas: Well, I just, I guess I remember some things a bit differently yesterday? But no one else notices. Does that sound crazy?
@TrickyNickyF: Not at all! What do you remember?
@Tayl0rVas: So my mom has two husbands.
@TrickyNickyF: Did one of them used to be a woman?
@Tayl0rVas: What? No. Isn't that weird though?
@TrickyNickyF: Which part?
@Tayl0rVas: I don't remember polyamory being legally recognized. Marriage wasn't between more than two people. The '96 Act didn't exist yesterday.
@TrickyNickyF: Woah.
@Tayl0rVas: You believe me?
@TrickyNickyF: Always
@Tayl0rVas: What do you remember?
@TrickyNickyF: Just my body is a bit different. But the '96 act?! That's crazy. You're telling me you remember a world where only monogamy existed?! What was that like?
@Tayl0rVas: Well, it's a bit more complicated than that. But I think you'd be perfect no matter what you looked like. I love you.
@TrickyNickyF: I love you too! And all thanks to Joey. Do you think Joey could be a victim too? Maybe we've been wrong to be suspicious.
@Tayl0rVas: Maybe. But we'd better keep an eye out.
@TrickyNickyF: I'll try, but I only have eyes for you :-P
@Tayl0rVas: OMG STAHHHPPPP I can't handle how cute your are XOXOXO
