Commercial Reads

... Rock on for the grave. Headbang with the best of the dead. Touring in all of the tri-state area...

... Jack Breman has been through a lot. From fighting Native Americans in 1495 to stealing artworks from Nazi Germany, he has done a lot. A time traveler with dubious skill, his long-suffering partner, Judy Smith, joins him on his newest adventure. Tune in when Jack meets his greatest challenge against H.H. ...

Doom is not the same as tragic. All that is required for a doomed fate is to know it will happen. Thus, the new show Doomed Cherries is more about these…

“Dum di Dum Dum. Feeling that people around you are too smart for their breeches? Have them take a Dum Dum candy. It’s guaranteed that all those smart pants will come down a peg or six. New product offerings let you choose how much they lose and in what areas. Want them to be like a fifth grader? No problem! Drop a native Japanese speaker into speaking it worse than an American weeb? Absolutely can be done! These candies can turn Einstein into a dimwit. Try it out now!”

A.N. Ideas that I do not have the bandwidth to work on for now.