Color ME Shocked!

Jack, somewhat still groggy, slowly opens his eyes. What a nightmare Jack had. Dreaming he was stuck in a women’s salon on a cruise boat. Thankfully he is home in bed probably after too much to drink the night before! Man, In that dream I was being knocked out by some kind of pink mist. Hearing a robotic voice talking about how I have a hormonal imbalance. Saying it will take care of it for me. Thinking I was a female. Me, the most manly man around. I have more manly hormones than any of my wimpy friends, Jack thinks to himself. I just have to wake up and get to the dock. I can’t wait to see Kim’s face when she finds out I booked myself on her cruise too. It will so much fun. 30 days and 30 nights just her and me in our cabin!

Unbeknownst to poor Jack, he had been taken back to his cabin suite and into his room by ship personnel. Placed on one of the two luxury leather chairs in the cabin room. With instructions to let Jacki

The other chair in his cabin bedroom is now being occupied by his girlfriend Kim. Kim waited patiently for about 40 minutes for Jack to wake up.

Seeing Jack’s eyelids flutter Kim says, “Well, Hi there sleepy head!”

Jack, upon hearing Kim’s voice fully opens his eyes still disoriented but glad she is near.

“Kim?” Jack asks then coughs slightly thinking he must have a frog in his throat as his voice sounds slightly off to him “I had the worst nightmare”. Again, trying to clear his throat.

“Jacki, I am so glad you are finally waking up. We have to get moving soon, Sweety. Our first dinner of the cruise is in about an hour. Cocktails in about 20 minutes. It will be so fun getting out of this cabin and socializing with the other side of the ship huh! Dancing and lots of fun events are planned!”

Jack finally remembers he already was aboard the cruise ship that he sneakily signed up for by using Kim’s phone. Now fully remembering how he was mistaken for being a woman and placed in the same suite as Kim and her two friends. Jack has no intentions going to dinner or anything else. All he is planning is ordering in and watching the in-house television stream. He just needs time to figure out how to escape this mess.

Jack responds, “I don’t know if I am up for all of that much fun, Honey. Maybe we could just order dinner in, saying I am not feeling well . We could do our own special dancing afterward, eh?” Again, coughing after speaking, trying to get rid of that frog in his throat.

“Jacki, Sweety, as much fun as that sounds, that is not how this cruise works, remember. You signed up for a 30-day cruise with all that accompanies it. You my dear are going to dinner with me and the rest of your cabin mates!” said a slightly laughing Kim. “I am sure you will fit in fine, now!”

Jack, feeling irritated, stands up to fight back but almost falls forward as he loses his balance. Looking down he lets out a slightly high-pitched yelp saying, “What the “f”am I wearing!

Jack could see looking down it was obviously a short yellow mini shortie dress that has been popular with the women that year and he is also wearing high heel pumps! No wonder he almost lost his balance. But worst of all were a couple slight bumps sticking from his chest! Not huge but enough that they gave him a small bust line and imply that he has tits!

Jack realized this was no nightmare he was waking up from. Thinking to himself, It was true. I was actually placed in that ship’s salon’s dressing booth earlier. But it was more than a dressing booth Jack thought. He isn’t a chick now is he?. That would be impossible, right?

Well, that computer thought he was a woman. His body obviously indicated to it he was male, but that dammed machine decided he was a female with hormonal balances! Then thinking about what appeared to be his small breasts on his chest, jack said out loud, “ Oh no my dick! That thing didn’t chop that off did it?

The Amber and Della, who were standing at the entrance of Jack’s cabin. let out slight giggles upon hearing that. Kim didn’t say a word, but Amber sure did!

“Well Jacki, we don’t really know much. A couple of hunky men came and dropped you off in that chair and you were already dressed for dinner. But by the looks of you, little jack may have been hacked!”, Amber laughed as Della just stood there with a big smile on her face.

Jack quickly ran, well kind of minced actually over to the floor length mirror that was in his cabin. Upon seeing his reflection Jack began yelling, “ NO! NO!NO! I didn’t sign up for this!”.