Clothes make the woman

Chuck Candelero was walking through the park when he felt lightheaded. He sat on a bench and put his hands in his head. It seemed like time stopped for a moment.

Chuck was 22, had just graduated with a degree in accounting and had just started a job at a marketing firm. He was checking out the area around his new apartment as he had just moved to town to take the job and had only been there a week.

Chuck felt his head spin, and he thought he heard some strange voice speaking a strange language, then everything went back to normal. He sat on the bench for a moment to see if the dizzy spell or whatever had passed then got up and continued his walk. He was not paying attention and just walked on looking down.

"Watch it, nerd."

Chuck looked up. He knew he was skinny with limp dark hair parted on the side and was not a great dresser, but nerd? He looked up and saw a 40ish woman standing on the path looking at him.

I'm a nerd? he thought, you're a nerd!

Just then the woman's outfit changed and before him stood a 40ish woman dressed like a nerd

"I'm shorry," she said with a lisp. She blushed and walked on with a bit of an awkward gait.

"That was fucked up!" muttered Chuck as he turned and watched the female nerd walk off. "I must be seeing things."

He was confused and still not paying attention when he almost ran into a young woman jogger. "Hey, clown, watch where you're going."

Clown, you're a clown!

Another unbelievable thing occurred. Standing in front of Chuck was the same woman in the same pose, but now dressed as a clown.

She reached up, honked her nose, and skipped off the best she could in her clown shoes without saying a word.

"The fuck?!" Chuck said aloud to himself as he watched the clown leave.

He saw a woman reading on a bench. She was attractive with curly light brown hair. He sat on the bench next to her. "Nice day for a read in the park, isn't it?" he asked her.

She looked over annoyed: "Just leave me alone and mind your own business. God, loser."

Chuck thought: friendly, horny, nympho exhibitionist.

The young woman's clothing disappeared leaving her in some "Fuck me" boots and a changed attitude

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