Clothes in the Laundry

May strolled around her home in the nude, enjoying the temporary freedom of being naked. She checked on the washing machine, to confirm her clothes would be ready by the time the guests arrived for dinner. She really wanted to make a good impression, so she washed her best outfit and, not having anything else to wear in the meantime, was bare assed.

Turning around, she was greeted by the shocked faces of her guests, seemingly half an hours early. “Ah! You’re early!” May exclaimed, hands moving to cover her bare assets. “I-didn’t know… I was just-“ she tried explaining, her words failing her. No excuse could possible explain why the woman was naked in front of so many people.