Closing time!

Xander stared at the grusome twosome that had been taking up the back booth all night. It was getting close to closing time and the duo were just sitting into their booth slowly drinking and occasionally laughing. They were the only two still left in the bar and if they didnt get up on their own he was going to have to get them to move soon.

The thing that made him stare was that they werent exactly grusome. When they had wandered in three hours ago he would have sworn the two ladies were a bit on the fugly side. But not now. Now they looked positively pretty.

Xander took a second to consider if you could get second hand beer goggles. He hadn't touched a drop all night. But it did seem like the ladies were prettier now then they were three hours ago. Maybe, it was... well, shit, Xander didnt know what it was but he could swear the two ladies in the booth were better looking than when they had walked in.

Maybe it was the lighting? Or bad posture and no longer slumping in their seats? Hiding their faces behind their long hair? Or something.

Whatever the case it was pretty obvious the duo were in a better mood then when they had come in the door. Laughing and tittering seemingly every other second for the past half hour. Such was the actual magic of booze.

"Kid." Xander turned and looked at his boss and owner of the bar, "Give 'em a warning. Closing soon."

"Right Boss." Xander said with a nod and stepped out behind the bad and headed to the booth. The blonde on the left was laughing continuously while the brunette lady with the dyed green tips on the right was snorting and all but bursting out of her tanktop.

Clearing his throat to get their attention Xander started his speech when he had their drunken attention. "Ladies, just giving you a he-"

"Oh god he's so cute." The blonde gushed.

"So cute." Green tips agreed, forcefully nodding her head which made her huge chest jiggle and shake.

"Uh..." Xander shook himself, "Okay. Well, um, thanks... anyways, like I was saying, it's getting close to closing time so its time for final orders, settling up and getting ready to head home."

"Can I order you?" The blonde giggled.

"Can you come home with us?" Green tips asked.

Xander blushed, "uhm... that's... you both are very pretty and I'm very flattered."

"More beer!" Green tips shouted and pushed her empty glass towards him.

"Yes! Beer good!" Blonde agreed with a shout.

"Right. More beer. Coming right up." Xander bowed is head to their tittering and hurried back to the bar.

His boss was grinning at him as he returned and pushed forward a shot glass of something reddish brown.

"Two more beers." Xander said.

"I heard 'em, kid. People outside heard 'em." He pointed to the shot glass. "Drink that."

"What is it?" Xander asked with furrowed brow.

"Its a little stud juice." His boss grinned.

"Say what?"

"They were hitting on you pretty hard, Kid. Thats a little shot of caffeine and other goodies to get it up and keep it up enough to satisfy those two." His boss waggled his eyebrows.

"Uuuh." Xander stared at the shot as his boss went about filling up two new glasses of beer. He looked at the new glasses as his boss worked. "All foam?"

"Yeah. Its almost all head but those two dont really need anything more to drink than a little foam."

Xander shook his head, he did have to admit they were pretty drunk. They really didnt need another drink. But ripping off drunk girls with all foam drinks?

"Go, go. Serve." The boss waved him off.

Xander grabbed the new beers and walked them to the booth. Setting them on the table he was prepared for being told off for the mostly foam beers. Instead of that, the duo grabbed the beers with matching squeals and greedily began drinking it down. Which didnt take long as they sucked down the foam.

He wasnt surprised when the two sat back in their seats and began giggling hysterically.

"FIZZY!" the blonde wiped at her face.

"Beer good." Green tips laughed.

"Okay, ladies, time to settle up." Xander looked from the blonde to green tips, "Who's paying?"

"I'll suck you off." Blonde offered as she giggled.

"Slut" green tips sing songed before burping and looking up at Xander she smiled at him, "I'm gonna ride you like a... like a... like-"

"SLUUUUUUT!" The blonde hollared at her friend.

Xander sighed and turned back to the bar and his boss. Stepping to the bar he canted his head towards the duo, "Any advice for getting drunk college girls to pay their bill?"

His boss snorted and once again slid the shot glass in front of Xander. "Kid take whats on offer you are only young once."

"B-but the bill?"

"I can eat the last two beers if they leave without breaking anything." The boss pushed the shot glass forward. "Drink it for the caffeine if nothing else and then help them leave. I'll clock you out and close up on my own."

Xander stared at the shot for the moment only for his attention to be drawn to the duo in the booth who were trying to sing 'Closing Time'. With a sigh Xander grabbed the shot and bolted it down.

Clapping his hands Xander turned to the ladies and anounced, "Okay, ladies you dont have to go home but you cant stay here."